i just got an email from harvard

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I'm not lying..

uh-huh...

[Ad Bot]

[auzman466]

clearly an email regarding interest in the college, not acceptance.
stop being an idiot

[Boink!]

I'm not lying..

ok

[Kobewarrior]

so how's your job at apple doing

[Gumba Jonny]

but there is no special ed program in harvard

[TheNewZedrow]

ik but i sent an application a few mins before topic

[Obliviongate20]

I'm not lying..

you've wrecked your reputation enough to even if you said "i inhaled air" no one would believe you

[-Setro-]

Stop.
Nobody is believing you at all anymore.
You can't even make something seem plausible. You just reverse images and do stuff like this.

[hillkill]

are there people that like compulsive liars like you?

[e-maxx]

I'm not lying..

ok so your 16 and going to harvard


suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee ee

but there is no special ed program in harvard

loving REKT

[Nal]

this isn't even the right number

[Zack]

I'm not lying..

Actions speak louder than words.

Provide proof of this claim of yours or we'll just write it off as another lie because your word against ours means literally nothing more than the 1's and 0's it's made of.

ik but i sent an application a few mins before topic

Colleges never reply this fast. You're not even trying anymore.

[Jubel]

What's this? I've won the Spanish National Lottery?

[SQUAR3D]

you're this handicapped eh
oh boy

[e-maxx]

What's this? I've won the Spanish National Lottery?

i'm sorry but the prince of nigeria needs that money