wow this was weird
http://www.shamchat.com/ee2a2f9b/This is a conversation between Satan and god.
Satan: Well this is awkward
god: oh dear
god: so how you been?
Satan: I have been well. My war on Earth has been going quite wonderfully. You see, my latest invention is the Brony.
god: you've caused unspeakable things
god: creating sinners
god: anyway my bitch mary wants to forget, im off. see ya.
god has left the conversation.