this kid at my school wants to "corrupt" me

[Captian Blubberman]

call him the edgiest edgelord you have ever seen.

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

as long as you're behind at least 8 proxies you should be fine

[Biohazard]

his name is not important

[Badger]

Record him at lunch if you have a phone or something

[ßlöükfáce]

Record him at lunch if you have a phone or something

cant bring them if i did have one

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

cant bring them if i did have one

you could just like
not smoke and weed

[$trinick]

This is actually one of the stupidest things I've ever read. If you don't want to drink or do drugs, don't drink or do drugs. Even in fairy land where IP geolocation is dead accurate to your home address you wouldn't be obligated to do drugs because someone who does do drugs knows where you live.

[Refticus]

call him the edgiest edgelord you have ever seen.

[Fen]

I'd totally just dos someone making such a silly threat...

[Fen]

Just bring the phone in (I'm assuming a iphone or somethin newer) and make a audio rec or video and leave it in your pocket to get his voice recorded then show some admin at the school, I use to be friends with this kid in 7th grade who would always tell me stuff like "I'll ddos you!" If i didn't do as he said. i filmed his ass and now he is homeschooled and lost his pc.

[ForgetLavender]

he doesnt say it online
he keeps telling me "you're going to the dark side" and "i will corrupt you" at lunch
he's edgy as all of forget though

Is it just me, or would anyone else die trying to hold in their laugh if someone says this to you.
I can't imagine how hard I'd rofl. this is my goal now, i want someone to walk op to me, and unironically say that he wil 'corrupt' me.

Also it sounds like this kid will fall for the simplest of traps.
Just clickbait him. Make a puush of whatever you want to get on his pc, like idk this cute cat http://puu.sh/eh9qL/b8b4b202a8.jpg
What you can do with puush is you can change the 'filetype' at the end of the URL with no effect. So like http://puu.sh/eh9qL/b8b4b202a8.mp3 But it's still the cute cat.
Just tell him you know where he lives, and act like the puush is a Google Maps link idek. Then he clicks, downloads, don3.

you can also just goo.gl-shorten meatspin idk

final edit:

i dont endorse any behavior like this
i only know about this because i have an inside joke with my friend-circle where we puush arabian music at random moments, acting like it's something else.
its funny or something

[Nomel]

unless he's gonna inject you with heroin i don't think you have much to worry about

[Snaked_Snake]

-snip-

He literally just said he can't bring them in.

[Torin0101]

his name is not important

[Rigel]

you can also just goo.gl-shorten meatspin idk

I remember telling someone that I didn't like to look up googlehammer.

Good times and suspensions occurred for the both of us.