Merasmus the Wizard

[InvisibleName]

You get a smart car filled with plastic floaty vests.

I wish for rockin' wild hair.

[Ad Bot]

[Juncoph]

Your hair becomes a rockin wild feline that's yet to be documented, and it claws your face off.


I wish for an anvil - delivered in a way that doesn't involve or end up causing violence, might I add.

[ßlöükfáce]

you get a plastic replica of an anvil

i wish for a good pencil that i can draw with THAT ISNT INSANELY HUGE OR INSANELY SMALL

[Zack]

You get a pencil that never runs out of lead, and is immensely useful for any writing needs.

Too bad it can only be used to write on a full moon, otherwise it wont work.


I wish for a pen with a self regenerating ink supply.

[TrollBoat]

your mother commits Self Delete

i wish for the eradication of furrys

[Couatl]

you remove one typo from existence

I want a clock radio that only plays smooth jazz and works 100% of the time

[Zack]

Your clock radio pops into existence and immediately abandons you to go get a job and work 24/7.

As it walks (rolls?) away, your only memory of it will be that sad sad smooth jazz song it was playing.


I wish Merasmus gave very literal wishes again.

[Johnimiester]

He addresses all of his wishes to you.

I wish to be able to fly.

[InvisibleName]

You grow massive wings that are too heavy, and prohibit you from flying.

I wish to have more games.

[Daswiruch]

You recieve 1,000 copies of Bad Rats.

I wish for frisbee nips.

[Sp00n.exe]

you get frisbees with nipples on them

I wish for infinite money in US dollars

[ThatRandomGuy]

you get infinite counterfeit US dollars, a SWAT team busts in your door.

I wish for skyrim to load my mods quicker.

[e-maxx]

you get infinite counterfeit US dollars, a SWAT team busts in your door.

I wish for skyrim to load my mods quicker.

your mods load quicker but now it won't load past the main menu

i wish for bad rats

[Juncoph]

you get bad rats

i wish for lemons

[SgtDaemon]

it spits juice into your eyes

i want more dark souls games