Author Topic: Merasmus the Wizard  (Read 20318 times)

You get no school for one day, but during the summer you have to go to school every day

I wish for a hot dog

you get a

well

you know

I wish for jurassic world lego sets

you get a t-rex made of legos that eats you

i wish for more wishes

You get none

I wish for a pony

You get a brony

I want a heavy metal album

You get a piece of heavy metal, shaped like an album.

I wish for the ebola virus to go forget itself

they reproduce and kill you
i wish for a pencil

Merasmus shoves a pencil up your starfish

I want a camera.

You get followed by the paparazi

I wish for a million richards to fly straight into a giant hole

You get a first-class delivery of 1,000,001 richards straight to your starfish.

I wish for a plate of mashed potatoes.

the plate is made of mashed potatoes
i wish for an idea of what to wish for

a lightbulb smashes into you
i wish for nothing

You become nothing.

I wish I can really be far even as decided to go want to do look more like.

You get a bsod. GG.

I want a popular meme

You suddenly get thousands of bananas.

I wish for a fluffy pink cat.