Author Topic: Merasmus the Wizard  (Read 19128 times)

Inspired By: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=143809.0


Merasmus has granted you one wish, but be careful as to what you wish for, as Merasmus may forget it up!


Example:

OP: I wish to get a ton of hot chicks!

Poster #1: You get a bunch of burning baby chicks.

I wish for ____

etc.



I wish for free steam games!
« Last Edit: January 10, 2015, 04:54:40 PM by Sp00n.exe »

they're all bad rats

i wish for 10 more minutes of oxygen

you get 10 more minutes of bonus ducks


i wish for more ducks

You get dead ducks


I wish for a full scale BF-109 with engine and everything in working order that is flyable with guns and  ammo

you dont get it because you're a russian fanboy, you instead get a cheap old yak-9 that's in the sights of Erich Hartmann's BF-109

you get a full scale bf-109 with engine and everything in working order that is flyable with guns  and ammo
hunting you down to kill you


you get nothing

i wish for research

you get 60 year old scat


i wish for blockland 2

you dont get it because you're a russian fanboy, you instead get a cheap old yak-9 that's in the sights of Erich Hartmann's BF-109
But I hate the Yak-9? I like German aircraft? ( skip )

You get the bf-108 instead

I wish for Half Life 2: Episode 3

You get a stuffty Family RP filled game
I wish to have love with Merasmus

merasmus' monster dong tears you apart

i want the ability to fly

You get the abilities of a fly


I wish for an orange.

You get an apple

I want a tank

You get an apple
you mother forgeter you get a car

I wish for an apple

You get lemon lime.

I wish for a cake.