Merasmus the Wizard

[lilpappaknox]

You get a mud cake.

I want an unusual Team Captain.

[Ad Bot]

[Sp00n.exe]

You get a team captain with jizz on it.

I want all the kebab to be removed from Serbia

[Juncoph]

it is removed from serbia, and dispersed among australia, britain and most of north america


i want 100 legally acquired united states dollars (USD) no strings attached

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

you get 100 illegally acquired united states dollars (USD)

i want nothing

[Juncoph]

you get 100 illegally acquired united states dollars (USD)

i want nothing

you get kebab dumped on your lawn and hidden within it is juncoph's 100 usd, thus the cops arrest you for possessing it instead of juncoph

[Legodude77]

I wish that the above user had made a wish.

[SetGaming]

it is removed from serbia, and dispersed among australia, britain and most of north america


i want 100 legally acquired united states dollars (USD) no strings attached

you get 100 pesos

I want a normal, store bought (a store in america) scain of wool yarn

[Flatflyer]

you get chinese scains of wool yarn

I wish for BONUS DUCKS

[WaterOre]

You get a real duck.

I wish for a nice lamp.

[hodot]

the lamp is respectful of your opinions and arguments, but shines no light

i wish for infinite chips and salsa

[Lego lad]

you get poker chips and salsa dancers


I wish for dinosaurs to come back to  life and take over the world

[Cargøn]

They kill the stuff out of you within the first three seconds

I wish for an amazing couch

[Biohazard]

it's the one from peewee's playhouse and doesn't shut up

i wish i had more wishes

[Captian Blubberman]

you get no wishes

I really wish to have a sack of shekels.

[Malleo100]

You get a sack of pesos

I wish for more money in my steam wallet