Merasmus the Wizard

[Zack]

Since no other cultures have the currency you have, the money is rendered useless other than a very expensive (now cheap) fire tinder.


I wish for magical powers.

[Ad Bot]

[Pngu12970]

you get toy magic set
i wish for you to dissapear into fat air

[Sheepocalypse]

Air becomes too dense and suffocation occurs

I wish for Steam Wallet codes

[randomtroll39]

You get a message saying the codes are at steamcormunity

I wish for bumper cars

[joe411]

cars bump into you and you die

I wish to be able to win at "challenge pissing"

[Zack]

You arch your back during the competition in such a way that you manage to complete the "challenge pissing" unscathed (un-wetted?), however, your back must've broke without you realizing it. You are stuck in this weird sideways L position until the end of your days.


I wish to be excellent at whatever I want to be excellent at.

[randomtroll39]

Merasmus' interpretation of excellent is the Nigerian Cunts and Qi

I wish for Duckness

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get crushed by millions of toy rubber duckies

I wish for a potato

[Admiral Obvious]

It's moldy and rotten.

I wish for something bad to happen.

[Zack]

it happens to you.

I wish fleas didnt exist.

[Juncoph]

Fleas cease to exist, because they join sides with the ticks.


I wish for an apple, since I'm hungry.

[BlueCreeper]

You get an old Apple II computer. It doesn't taste good.

I wish for Doritos and Mountain Dew

[SimpleFish]

You get an old Apple II computer. It doesn't taste good.

I wish for Doritos and Mountain Dew

You get Lays and Coke

I wish for some water.

[joe411]

you drown in it
I wish I had some peanuts

[Zack]

Your testicles shrink to accommodate your request.

I wish the sun was under my control.