Merasmus the Wizard

[BlueCreeper]

The sun implodes, and everyone dies.

I wish for a new avatar.

[Ad Bot]

[Zack]

The sun implodes, and everyone dies.

I wish for a new avatar.

If it was under my control couldn't I stop it...?

fuk it just skip me

[WaterOre]

Your new avatar is a dong.

I wish for a decorative tree

[tnatsissA]

You get a cactus with Christmas light bulbs shoved up your ass.

I wish for kritz

[Sp00n.exe]

You get ritz

I wish for a new graphics card

[Zack]

It happens to be worse than your current one.

I wish for an infinite supply of nothing.

[Sp00n.exe]

You get a blackhole

I wish for episode 3

[ßlöükfáce]

you get episode 3 of my little pony

I wish for a table-top microphone that can fit in an 8 ounce cup, is functional and isn't damaged. and that it goes directly in front of my laptop

[randomtroll39]

You get it,however it is posessed.

I wish for an infinite paradox that only merasmus can summon,when he has summoned it he has absolutely no control of it and it destroys merasmus

[TalesOfBlockland56]

You get a teleporter to another reality.

I wish for BONUS DUCKS

[Agent Legit 22]

You get TF2
I wish for a car

[Ceist]

You get TF2
I wish for a car

you get a motorized scooter.

[ßlöükfáce]

you get nothing as you didn't ask for anything

i wish to receive nothing from merasmus the wizard as he will forget it up

[joe411]

you receive nothing, meaning that everything thing you ever received in your life is gone

I want a coke and some chips

[JJJMan4]

You receive cocaine, stolen poker chips, and the city's police on your tail.

I want a hat.