Merasmus the Wizard

[espio100]

You receive cocaine, stolen poker chips, and the city's police on your tail.

I want a hat.

You get a richard hat.

I wants lodsa emone.

[Ad Bot]

[Sp00n.exe]

you get lodsa mone, in zimbabwean dollars.

I wish to get some poosy

[TalesOfBlockland56]

You get a bag of queefs

I wish for a bunch of crate keys

[BassCrossMegaman1]

You get a balloon with a hole popped (hehehe)

I wish for a 2-way SLI GTX 980s

[Pngu12970]

you get 1 geforce 256 thats broken
i wish for more steam games

[Lego lad]

they are made of steam

I wish for bonus ducks

[SetGaming]

they are made of steam

I wish for bonus ducks

your team loses anyway

I wish for a cookie

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a dookie

I wish for another Potato but Baked...

[AutoBahn]

You get a rotten potato that smells suspiciously like weed.

I wish for SKCUD SUNOB!

[Zack]

Merasmus appreciates a person who doesn't bother him with pesky wishes. You get a $50 coupon to Wal-Mart.
You recieve some SRUMEL SUNOB!

I wish for a basket of biscuts.

[AutoBahn]

Merasmus appreciates a person who doesn't bother him with pesky wishes. You get a $50 coupon to Wal-Mart.

Note to self: SKCUD SUNOB is not considered a 'pesky' wish.
skip me

[Zack]

Note to self: SKCUD SUNOB is not considered a 'pesky' wish.

I replied before you edited that in, lol.

[Niff]

You get canibis biscuits

I wish for special wizard powers

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get the ability to pee your pants whenever you want too.

I wish for         

[BluetoothBoy]

You get

...but worse.

I wish for two orders of nachos.