Merasmus the Wizard

[King of the Bill]

You get a machine that forms shark-like shapes with lasers.

I wish for any laws to be void when it comes to me, Rigel Hernandez.

All right, but someone murders you without fear and gets away scott-free because laws are void when it comes to you.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

[Ad Bot]

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a sand witch made out of ham.

I wish for drums.

[§am§on]

You get new eardrums (originally used by a deaf person)

I wish that I was Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy

[Snaked_Snake]

You get new eardrums (originally used by a deaf person)

I wish that I was Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy

Though Merasmus doesn't know that show, and which Ed, so he just renames you to "Ed"

I wish to learn seven nation army on bass guitar, lead guitar and rhythm guitar.

[§am§on]

Though Merasmus doesn't know that show, and which Ed, so he just renames you to "Ed"

I wish to learn seven nation army on bass guitar, lead guitar and rhythm guitar.

(My wish has not been forgeted up since I have not been changed to a handicap and I still got the name Ed, which is an awesome name)

That's the ONLY song you'll ever be able to play on guitar and bass.

I wish for unlimited wishes

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a plaque that says "Unlimited Wishes"

I wish to have lods of emone.

[Sp00n.exe]

you get it in zimbabwean dollars

I wish to get off the hook for bumping a dead thread

[Alyx Vance]

You get off the hook but fall into the frying pan



I wish that this wish didn't come true.

[TheEpicRobot]

You get off the hook but fall into the frying pan



I wish that this wish didn't come true.

You receive a genie lamp

I wish to be the next Riddler

[Ducky duck]

You go inside the body of Riddler and get killed

I wish for bombs

[ßlöükfáce]

you get bombed by a jet fighter

i wish for drawing ideas

[Sp00n.exe]

you are given drawing ideas, but only of hard core furry research

I wish for ebin le dank memes

[Alyx Vance]

You die because of smoke inhalation.



I wish for a cup of water, exactly 1 cup. No poisons or anything contaminating it, make it also safe to drink. The cup is to be made of plastic and have no flaws what so ever.

[TheEpicRobot]

you get a glass of water thrown at your face with maximum velocity

i wish for this thread to die in a pit of fire

[Seath45]

This thread is left alone for quite a while.



I wish to sleep well, without death.