Author Topic: HELLO WELCOME TO THE SUCK MY ASS™ PAWN SHOP (Read 5511 times)

hodot · January 10, 2015, 10:04:19 PM

$14,717? DEAL !

Sorry, i'm going to have to reduce that to 1,000,000 rubles to make a profit

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Machaty · January 10, 2015, 10:05:51 PM

I have a mason jar that I've been peeing into every night for over a year now
It has lots of sentimental value so you'll have to give me a good offer

Boink! · January 10, 2015, 10:07:05 PM

I have a mason jar that I've been peeing into every night for over a year now
It has lots of sentimental value so you'll have to give me a good offer

I'll give you 2375 shekels for it.

hodototman · January 10, 2015, 10:07:21 PM

Yeah hi I have the holy grail what can I get for it

ThatRandomGuy · January 10, 2015, 10:07:26 PM

Sorry, i'm going to have to reduce that to 1,000,000 rubles to make a profit

Well in order for you to make a profit, anything to help a small pawnshop! $16,352, Hell ja! time to buy that Lamborghini!

Boink! · January 10, 2015, 10:07:59 PM

Yeah hi I have the holy grail what can I get for it

2 dollars

Trogtor · January 10, 2015, 10:08:41 PM

HOW MUCH FOR THIS

stuffS BEEN STINKIN UP MY GARAEEEEAAAAGE

lightbox · January 10, 2015, 10:08:49 PM

Yeah hi I have the holy grail what can I get for it

I am an expert on the subject and I determine this is not the holy grail.

It is actually an ancient alien probing device.

Boink! · January 10, 2015, 10:09:23 PM

HOW MUCH FOR THIS

stuffS BEEN STINKIN UP MY GARAEEEEAAAAGE

HOLY stuff
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT, THAT'S WORTH 600,000,000 DOLLARS

Trogtor · January 10, 2015, 10:10:49 PM

HOLY stuff
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT, THAT'S WORTH 600,000,000 DOLLARS

SHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEET

Machaty · January 10, 2015, 10:11:20 PM

Quote from: Boink! on January 10, 2015, 10:07:05 PM

I'll give you 2375 shekels for it.

How many dogecoin is that?

Boink! · January 10, 2015, 10:12:21 PM

SHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEET

Ok, let me just take this an-
*DROPS*

OH stuff NO
OK I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOWER THAT PRICE to 60 BUCKS

How many dogecoin is that?

get out of my shop
here take 10 dollars

hodot · January 10, 2015, 10:15:14 PM

Well in order for you to make a profit, anything to help a small pawnshop!

WHO SAID WE WERE SMALL

*gets out RPG* I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE BEFORE I GET ANGRY

Machaty · January 10, 2015, 10:17:18 PM

get out of my shop
here take 10 dollars

Gee thanks mister
Maybe now I can afford THE ATTENTION THAT I SO DEARLY CRAVE

Boink! · January 10, 2015, 10:17:53 PM

Gee thanks mister
Maybe now I can afford THE ATTENTION THAT I SO DEARLY CRAVE

sorry that's actually 10.01