HELLO WELCOME TO THE SUCK MY ASS™ PAWN SHOP

[hodot]

The Suck My Ass™ Pawn Shop is the truly exotic, exquisite and premium pawn shop, with rare, exclusive and expensive items alike, no other pawn shop will live up to the glory and beauty of the Suck My Ass™ Pawn Shop. We are open from 8AM till 12AM on weekdays and 10AM till 12AM on weekends, we have exclusive items ranging from "Call Of Duty : The Stimulus Package", "The Video Game Meme", "Gaymer™ Fuel" and the one and only Blockland Gold™, you will be salivating for the exclusive access items in this Pawn Shop, this is the place to sell, buy and enjoy those family moments, you will be satisfied

Post items you want to sell and Boink and i will make a deal for your Exclusive Access™ Items

Call 1-800-SUCK-ASS for information on the "Ass Sucker" Memebership

by calling this number we are not responsible for : death, people complaining about his personal issues, getting a drama, FNAF Roleplayers visiting you, Team QI's "segregation", any loving disease that hasnt been eradicated yet, having your bought items stolen, suddenly loosing your membership 5 days later, Betelgeuse yelling autism 50 times directly in your ear, badspot banning you, Getting revoked, getting banned on the fourms.

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[SQUAR3D]

5 buds for 10 buds

[Boink!]

I've got this pair of scissors passed down from my ancestors. I request 500 dollars.

[hillkill]

i want to sell my limited edition bill clinton vibrator. i wouldl ike 1500 dollars

[Sheepocalypse]

5 dorru

[Badger]

selling this :

offers please

[Renekar]

I WOULD LIKE TO SELL THE SUCK MY ASS™ TRADEMARK

[hodot]

I've got this pair of scissors passed down from my ancestors. I request 500 dollars.

I'LL HAVE TO GET MY ANCESTRAL SCISSORS EXPERT

*BURSTS THROUGH DOOR*

HOLY ASSloving stuffTICLES THAT SCISSOR PAIR IS WORTH 5 dollars.

i'm gonna have to reduce that to 10 so i make a profit, do we have a deal

[Boink!]

I'LL HAVE TO GET MY ANCESTRAL SCISSORS EXPERT

*BURSTS THROUGH DOOR*

HOLY ASSloving stuffTICLES THAT SCISSOR PAIR IS WORTH 5 dollars.

i'm gonna have to reduce that to 10 so i make a profit, do we have a deal

Make it 3 dollars and we have a deal

[ThatRandomGuy]

I'm selling some territory in America if you'd like some of it. The green is what you'll get.
$15 million, 3 cents per acre.

[hodot]

5 dorru

I'm going to have to get my obama campaign hat expert on this

*flies into store in airplane, wrecks half of building*

this is worth 13 dollars

Make it 3 dollars and we have a deal

hrrrm i don't know about that... you're driving a hard bargain

[Malleo100]

i'll sell my Hillary Clinton nutcracker for 356 pesos

[Rockinboy2000]

is this leonardo de caprio vinci peace a good deal for like 100,000$ or something

[Lego lad]

virginity

$2

[Tayasaurus]

i demand 5 potato