so guys, I decided to program a small blf simulator in C#

[lightbox]

The hacker accidentally posted nips
Outpact crashes server
Maxxi drops another f bomb

[Ad Bot]

[SetGaming]

The hacker accidentally posted nips
Outpact crashes server
Maxxi drops another f bomb

kay, put you in the credits

[sir dooble]

Some obvious ones;
Someone posts a birthday topic.
Someone posts a forum game topic.
Someone posts an ARG.
Someone posts a random video.

[Tophat2]

Someone posts a server topic in hopes of "donations".
Someone spammed up the forums. (Dunno if 'forum Self Delete' covers this case.)
A drama backfires.

[Lego lad]

a flamewar

[Honno]

Mr. Man develops another special interest

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

A pot calls a kettle black
Blockland is dying (again)

[Eden]

Eden spams a thread with Enclave propaganda. 

[Jibby]

Emo Freak leaks half-nude selfie.

[SquartleTurtle]

badspot loses his virginity to a lizard

[EcstaticEggplant]

whilst you might be able to find out what's happening on blf, i can figure out if the OP is a friend or not:

[Flame]

i love useless useful relics of coding like these

[McJob]

daracer commited Self Delete by stab while not watching doctor who as he promised
rally is hating on my birthday threads
another religious debate is happening in off-topic
people are making fun of the dead in the Boston Olympics topic

[Malleo100]

An "add your avatar" thread is made
Emo Freak says something extremely gay
An 11 year old gets a forum account and makes some dumb decisions
The deviantart thread needs eyebleach

[Maxwell.]

Someone derails a drama for having attached images
Someone tells someone an in-game drama is not worth a topic
Someone flamed someone else for bumping
Another forum waiting room is made