There's a pig in my backyard

[Zanaran2]

what are you doing in your backyard

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[Rigel]

I said that I'd use a knife as a joke to hillkill's response. Plus, like I said earlier, THE PIG RAN AWAY. I will try to get it if it comes back, though.

what are you doing in your backyard

There was a pig there, and I wanted to see it.

And I'm not going to be the one cooking it. My parents with experience cooking fresh pigs would have cooked it.

Also, I need to find the thing that I need to transfer the files between the camera and computer, as my computer is lacking the necessary SD-HC port.

[Window-Licker]

wait guys
he needs to capture the pig and then break tons of stuff in his back yard
then he can find the owner and say "your pig broke my stuff, give money to replace or sue"

OR YOU CAN RANSOM IT
you could use it as live bait
you could keep it as a new best friend to have adventures with
you could capture it and sell it normally
you can put a bomb in it and turn it into an IED

this is a rare opportunity,  op, don't waste it by eating the pig

[Bacon Pancakes]

i thought there was a police officer in your garden