i just ate about a pound of starbursts

[Flame]

the kicker? i just realized they expired five years ago.

i can feel my insides screaming.

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[Freek]

are you stupid

[ThatRandomGuy]

Good job, You're going to die very slowly and painfully...

[hodot]

gj

[§am§on]

COOL, that's imitable!!  :D

[Flame]

are you stupid

no dude, they were starbursts and i got a bag from my grandma

like halfway through the bag i noticed they tasted loving terrible so i checked the expiration date. just goes to show you, don't trust old people with candy

leads me to wonder how old those skittles/m&ms are that sit in those little crystal dishes in little old granny's homes are

[Lego lad]

you are stupid

[Katla]

Well that's not gonna matter. It's just candy. The only thing you really have to worry about with "expired" candy is it tasting funny. I'm surprised you were able to eat any of it, to be honest. I would've expected them to be really hard, and they're already hard enough.

[hodot]

and they're already hard enough.

l-like

like my

JUST LIKE MY

DIIIIIIIIIIICK

[Flame]

Well that's not gonna matter. It's just candy. The only thing you really have to worry about with "expired" candy is it tasting funny. I'm surprised you were able to eat any of it, to be honest. I would've expected them to be really hard, and they're already hard enough.

they were actually stupidly soft. like, they feel like marshmallows. i just figured they were warm or something

[sir dooble]

You'll be a pioneer in exploring the poo-science of out of date sweeties.

We look forward to your future reports.

[Flame]

:(

sorry the image is sideways but you get the idea

[ThatRandomGuy]

l-like

like my

JUST LIKE MY

DIIIIIIIIIIICK

I can't stop laughing Dammit Hodot!

[Steve5451²]

I love starbursts. My favorite flavor is yellow. I think it's banana?

[Gojira]

I love starbursts. My favorite flavor is yellow. I think it's banana?

nope, it's lemon