Author Topic: I'm having problems with a girl  (Read 2022 times)

This morning I was sitting at my locker in school talking to my best friend. Suddenly this kid who weighs probably twice as much as me walks up. He shouts in my friend's face "Stop spreading stuff about (local bitch)!"

The next part doesn't matter but I found it funny. My friend who is known to escalate very quickly shouts back at him "Whaddya gonna do sit on me?" Of course the kid was leaving so probably didn't hear him.

Anyway this pissed me off to the point where I was talking about it all day. Eventually another of my friends overheard me and said she had been saying stuff about me too.

From what I deduced she is just trying to break my circle of friends. I need some way to get back at her. Obviously I can't hit her cuz that is against my morals.

What do?

InB4StickItInHerPooper

Pfft! Women!


It's best try to convince your friends that she's trying to do what she's trying to do (if that makes sense). After that you'd better just ignore her until she gives up or something. It's hard to fix these kind of people that hold of grudge's n' stuff.


Do nothing. She doesn't sound like a threat. Who gives a stuff if she's talking about you?

Obviously I can't hit her cuz that is against my morals.

*le tip*


So.

You're in school, and this is your FIRST encounter with a bitch like this?

Damn, you lucky bastard.

Anyway, don't do stuff if you couldn't give one.

rape
i, uh, guess this is an option too

rape
I would prefer suggestions that won't put me in jail.

I would prefer suggestions that won't put me in jail.
Just make it look like it was an accident.


Obviously I can't hit her cuz that is against my morals.
Hire a hitman instead to do it for you.

Obviously I can't hit her cuz that is against my morals.
equal rights, equal lefts


Is killing her an option?

No one would find out if you go and hide in Germany right afterword. You can make a secret igloo there!