I'm having problems with a girl

[Rigel]

Jack off.

leave

[Ad Bot]

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Jack off.

stick it in her pooper

leave

[c]

I would prefer suggestions that won't put me in jail.

its not illegal if you dont get caught

[the hacker]

its not illegal if you dont get caught

[hodot]

and then jack off

[Zanaran2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffozD7AGPk

[IkeTheGeneric]

*le tip*

what wrong with not wanting to hit people

[Tetro Block]