► self lewinsky self forget tutorial - STICKY PLEASE

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1. Self lewinsky

Exercises to gain the necessary mobility:

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First,you must stretch yourself in these positions every day for a week.
After a week,you will find out in which position you are the closest to your richard.
After that,you must stick with your chosen position and try to give your snake a lick.
If you don't yet succeed,remember,practice is all you need!

Also,put your hands behind your legs and push on them so you can force yourself a bit and get much closer to your rooster.


2. Self forget

There are 2 important methods here.

1. Twist your balls so much that your richard is now under your balls and your balls are where your richard should be and stretch your rooster towards your starfish as much you can until you will eventually reach it.
2. Find the gap between your balls and press your richard on that gap while getting closer and closer to your starfish by stretching your rooster.

try both and see which one suits you the best and practice until you can do it.
you need to be semi-erect when you try it in order to be able to stretch your richard.



Position 2 consists in lying on your back,with your feet in the air.


~Advantages:

1.When you self forget,you get 2 types of climax:richard climax and p-spot climax(you can have multiple p-spot climax)
Also,you can have those 2 climaxs simultaneous,from personal experience,there is no woman that can give you as much pleasure as YOU can give to yourself.
If having a normal climax is nice,a double climax makes you feel like you're in heaven.
2.You don't need to confront women and their problems,you don't need to listen to their bullstuff anymore.
3.You don't need to pay a dinner for two,the only person you need to pay anything for is yourself.
4.You won't have anymore fights,you won't need to jack off when she's on her period.
5.You are free to do it whenever you want.
6.You don't need to look good,as long as you accept yourself and practice the exercises mentioned above,you can satisfy yourself whenever you want better than a women.
7.There is no more fear of rejection.
8.You can't break up with yourself.
9.You are much more independent and confident,you will no longer need to beg and please everyone else to receive what you want.
10.Doing this involves much less work than the work and social skills that are involved in making a woman fall in love.

Just think about this,think for a minute so you will become conscious of the incredible advantages.
If all men knew about this,we would need women only occasionally.

This is easy
i don't need no tutorial for this

(im pretty sure i have weird ribs because what i can bend easily)

best topic 2015 even though 2015 only barely started

It also helps if you have a hermaphroditic body structure, but it's extremely unlikely that you have one.

now i know to much, but have still learned nothing.

That stretching yoga garbage is for losers, real men can just do it whenever!

dude what the forget...  When did beating off go out of style like just tug one out lmfao

dude what the forget...  When did beating off go out of style like just tug one out lmfao
Does not qualify as loving oneself

Does not qualify as loving oneself
Who cares?  Go forget a grapefruit if you're that loveually deprived

You should make a video demonstrating everything in this topic. B^)


Well I have a back hernia so...
forget... (get it? :D)

this is exactly what i was looking for :iceCream:

coudn't you just like...
cut your richard off
and just suck on it after that
no yoga required