Scouts Awesome 2Fort Adventure. [ENDING POSTED]

[lord techno]

Help scout on his amazing 2fort adventure! Capture the enemy intelligence! and try not to humiliate him, or just forget around and let the whole team down! Who really gives a stuff!! (Note that the community must influence the story in the comments section).


Engineer: Scout....I picked you for this job because you are awesome...more awesome than even the heavy...more awesome then...awesome itself..You must capture the enemy intelligence, and bring honor to our team.

Scout: You know im awesome...you picked the right man for this job...nothing is more awesome then me...

Engineer: Just...One thing scout...
Scout: Yeah?
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WHAT WILL ENGINEER SAY?

1. Tell scout good luck, and may the force be with him.

2. Tell scout that he lied about all that awesome stuff, and that he sucks. Only his speed was useful.

3. Tell scout that he slept with his mom.

4. Tell scout to go get drunk on demoman's whiskey.

YOU DECIDE!

[Ad Bot]

[ThatRandomGuy]

bring honer to our team.

I was going to post a grammar national socialist intensifies but I got lazy and didn't.
Can you please resize the images? [image width=1000]

[lord techno]

i would, but i lost the images from my computer files, any way to do it otherwise?

[Snaked_Snake]

I think he's gonna say the first one.
Or maybe the second one.

[lightbox]

Pick number 3 my lord

[SpongeCraft1212]

Tell scout that he lied about all that awesome stuff, and that he sucks. Only his speed was useful. And kill scout.

[lord techno]

Engineer: I lied about all that awesome stuff. You are nothing but a poor excuse for a mercenary! If it were not for your speed, you would not be here...Now get out and do your damn job!

Scout: You...Bastard!

Scout: Engi...Meet Spy!
Spy: We meet again!

Engineer: Damnit!

Spy: You Suck.

MOMENTS LATER!


Scout has 2 paths he could take. Which one should he take?

WHAT WILL SCOUT DO?

1. Go Left.

2. Go Right.

3. Inquire that the engineers sign placement skills totally suck, and go left.

4. Inquire that the engineers sign placement skills totally suck, and go right.

YOU DECIDE!

[Maxxi]

1. Go right

[lord techno]

You Stumble Upon Something...

Demoman: OOOHAHAHAAA! YOU CANT DO BLOODY NOTHIN! HAAAAHAHAHAA!
Sniper: Help me! Im in the spawn! He's spawncampin me! Somebody help!!

WHAT WILL SCOUT DO?

1. Assault the Demoman Head On!

2. Get the Demomans attention, then run through the door next to him.

3. Run through the door next to him without gaining any attention.

4. Summon a servant at random to fight the demoman. Save yourself the trouble.

YOU DECIDE!!

[Snaked_Snake]

Assault the demo man head on! Whack him with your baseball bat, shoot him with your 2/4 bullets of your shotgun then to finish him off, kill him with the pistol!

If he dies before you have done one or two of them, then don't do them.

[Tumbleweed]

1.

[lord techno]

Scout: Hey ya freakin cyclops!
Demoman: Oi! You take that back!
Scout: Yeah right, stop spawncampin our base! Go back to being a worthless freak!
Demoman: NO! Im gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyeballs and hang on till your dead!
Scout:: Bring it on One-Eye!

BATTLE HAS BEGUN!



Scout HP: 125

Demoman HP: 175
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WEAPONS

Scattergun

Force-Of-Nature

Pistol

Bat
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You hit the Demoman with your bat.


Demoman: AAAAAUGH!
Scout: BOOM!

35 Damage.

Demoman HP: 140

The Demoman Launches a Grenade at you!

Demoman: Time to get BLOODY!

But you dodge it with your awesomeness!

Scout: WANANANAnanananana...Cant hit what aint there!
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HOW WILL SCOUT ATTACK NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!!

[tber123]

Force-Of-Nature the Demo's ass. The Force Of Nature has a stuffton of knockback, so it should knock the Demoman's head into a wall hard.

That will either kill the Demoman and snap his skull, or the Demoman will crash through the wall and get stuck. Either way, he's dead.

[lord techno]

You Pull out your force-of-nature.

Scout: Take this dummy!
*KABLAM!*


Scout: You just got freakin dominated ya wuss!

WIN!!

Sniper: Appreciate it, mate.
Scout: No problem.


Do you head to the balcony of the base? or drop down to the middle level?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. Head Left, out to the Sniper Balcony.

2. Head Right, And drop down to the main entrance.

YOU DECIDE!!

[tber123]

Why is the text invisible/the same color as the backround

Drop down, because the sniper balcony has..... Snipers.