Author Topic: SPIDER STORIES  (Read 2908 times)

One of my favorite creepypasta features spiders:

why

why would you do this?

no but really has anyone seen the amazing spiderman 2
it was terrible


Blockzillahead, we need you

i like spiders


i was camping once and it crawled up my leg then onto the chair.

it was p chill

                                                                    
are people really that sensitive over spiders? one whack and its dead.
this little guy crawled on my screen, he's reading your posts you know.  hes crying because everyone hates him
           
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 11:49:31 PM by Maxxi »

                                                                                 


I actually don't mind spiders to an extent. But big mother forgeters need to die. Speaking of big spiders:
-Tried to kill one in the hallway, heard it crunch, it ran away anyway. That was the second attempt at killing it ;-;
-I stepped on another spider, I be damned it had a thousand baby spiders on it back.. I thought it was fuzzy!

One of my favorite creepypasta features spiders:
okay
i've seen weird stuff
but when she put the loving baby eggs in her mouth i lost it
i vomited a little, i feel strangely weird and creeped out right now.

FUUUCK, ALL OF THESE GIFS/IMAGES OF SPIDERS ARE GIVING ME CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE.

spiders are 100% underrated, except for the Brazilian wandering spider

that thing goes into fighting stance when it sees you and lunges for the eyes with horrifying venom


EDIT: if you really do not value sleep, your sanity, or common decency, you could google its bites
but be warned, the necrosis is real
« Last Edit: January 15, 2015, 12:12:59 AM by WaterOre »

spiders are 100% underrated, except for the Brazilian wandering spider

that thing goes into fighting stance when it sees you and lunges for the eyes with horrifying venom

what is it gonna interject through its face vagina?

what is it gonna interject through its face vagina?
yes, this spider is the reason the UK banned squirting

yes, this spider is the reason the UK banned squirting
OH GOD
I LOOKED THATU P ON GOOGLE IMGAES

Once I saw a spider.

Then I picked it up. :^)

One of my favorite creepypasta features spiders:
miss maryweather is a loving dumbass omg