SPIDER STORIES

[XR-7]

In reality, I don't really mind spiders so long as they don't touch me. My mom and sisters are a different story. The only things that are never allowed in the house (if they enter, exiting alive is not an option) are centipedes, large beetles such as June bugs and roosterroaches (thankfully extremely rare), wasps, parasitic arthropods (fleas, ticks, mites, mosquitoes, etc), spiders (only because of mom and sisters), moths, and crane flies (last two because of my cat).

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[Harm94]

spiders are 100% underrated, except for the Brazilian wandering spider

that thing goes into fighting stance when it sees you and lunges for the eyes with horrifying venom


EDIT: if you really do not value sleep, your sanity, or common decency, you could google its bites
but be warned, the necrosis is real

I can see some kid shooting it with a super pumped BB gun and watching it explode into tiny pieces.

[ThatRandomGuy]

forget this thread it needs to fall into the depths of oblivion never to resurface

Nice try.

[hodot]

i once walked into a web that a particularly pointy spider was on and i booked it the forget out of there