The Australian Citizenship Test

[McJob]

Australia is notorious for its wildlife and its censorship, but what about its colour language? How Australian are you? Could you pass one of our citizenship tests?

I'll ask you to translate the meaning of some Australian words and phrases, and you need to say what they mean.

Totally didn't steal these from an old Aussie TV show. Totally not. At all. Nuh-uh.

Winner will get to live in Australia with our censorship and extremely high prices. 

Q1) Who or what is 'Skippy'?
A) A slang term meaning 'homoloveual'.
B) An Aussie way of saying 'horny'.
C) A crime-solving, bottle-opening kangaroo.

Q2) What is a '6 & Out'?
A) When you consume half a dozen beers and vomit.
B) When your ball goes over the the fence in backyard cricket.
C) A rugby league 'team-bonding session'.

Q3) What are Australians referring to when we talk about the  'Big Pineapple'?
A) The Prime Minister.
B) A tourist attraction in Queensland.
C) Jesus.

Q4) What was "Banjo" Paterson best know for?
A) His writing.
B) His banjo.
C) His paterson.

Q5) What is a 'Numbat'?
A) A heavily-sedated flying fox.
B) A small, reddish-brown marsupial.
C) A combination Nunchuka/Cricket Bat.

Q6) What is the 'Great Australian Bight'?
A) A famous landmark.
B) A meat pie eating content.
C) A loveual technique.

Q7) If you're 'Having A Slash', what are you doing?
A) Urinating.
B) Cutting car tyres on them, and then urinating on them.
C) Cutting car tyres, urinating on them, then standing on them and playing guitar.

Q8) What is 'two-up'?
A) A double-decker lamo.
B) A digger's preference to a pokie.
C) A top-selling researcho from Canberra.

Q9) What is a 'Bushwacker'?
A) A top sort who's taken the Victa to her map of Tassie.
B) A dag with his head up his date.
C) One of Brown's pinko Greenies.

Q10) What is a 'Two-Pot Screamer'?
A) A brown mullet two big for one dunny.
B) A none rat-faced after bugger-all piss.
C) A Sheila who likes it in the kitchen.

Q11) What are 'Banana-Benders'?
A) Troppo Drongos.
B) Toey Drop-Bears.
C) Bloody Tight  Scungies.

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[blockguy™]

what is the point of this

if you aren't austrailian you won't pass wtf

[McJob]

what is the point of this

if you aren't austrailian you won't pass wtf

I smell fear.

Most Australian words are exactly what they sound like. Just guess 

[SetGaming]

what is the point of this

if you aren't austrailian you won't pass wtf

"What is a 'Bushwacker'?"

a razor used to cut pubes

a special blade

[McJob]

"What is a 'Bushwacker'?"

a razor used to cut pubes

I pissed myself.

[grunterdb1951]

Q1) Who or what is 'Skippy'?
C) A crime-solving, bottle-opening kangaroo.

Q2) What is a '6 & Out'?
B) When your ball goes over the the fence in backyard cricket.


Q3) What are Australians referring to when we talk about the  'Big Pineapple'?
B) A tourist attraction in Queensland.


Q4) What was "Banjo" Paterson best know for?
A) His writing.

Q5) What is a 'Numbat'?
B) A small, reddish-brown marsupial.

Q6) What is the 'Great Australian Bight'?
A) A famous landmark.

Q7) If you're 'Having A Slash', what are you doing?
A) Urinating.

Q8) What is 'two-up'?
A) A double-decker lamo.
B) A digger's preference to a pokie.
C) A top-selling researcho from Canberra.

Q9) What is a 'Bushwacker'?
C) One of Brown's pinko Greenies.

Q10) What is a 'Two-Pot Screamer'?
B) A none rat-faced after bugger-all piss.


Q11) What are 'Banana-Benders'?
C) Bloody Tight  Scungies.

I did it does this mean I never have to go to australia now?

[SQUAR3D]

a bushwacker is something that you get crits when you jarate someone
amirite

[Oasis]

Q1) Who or what is 'Skippy'?
A) A slang term meaning 'homoloveual'.
B) An Aussie way of saying 'horny'.
C) A crime-solving, bottle-opening kangaroo.

Q2) What is a '6 & Out'?
A) When you consume half a dozen beers and vomit.
B) When your ball goes over the the fence in backyard cricket.
C) A rugby league 'team-bonding session'.

Q3) What are Australians referring to when we talk about the  'Big Pineapple'?
A) The Prime Minister.
B) A tourist attraction in Queensland.
C) Jesus.

Q4) What was "Banjo" Paterson best know for?
A) His writing.
B) His banjo.
C) His paterson.

Q5) What is a 'Numbat'?
A) A heavily-sedated flying fox.
B) A small, reddish-brown marsupial.
C) A combination Nunchuka/Cricket Bat.

Q6) What is the 'Great Australian Bight'?
A) A famous landmark.
B) A meat pie eating content.
C) A loveual technique.

Q7) If you're 'Having A Slash', what are you doing?
A) Urinating.
B) Cutting car tyres on them, and then urinating on them.
C) Cutting car tyres, urinating on them, then standing on them and playing guitar.

Q8) What is 'two-up'?
A) A double-decker lamo.
B) A digger's preference to a pokie.
C) A top-selling researcho from Canberra.

Q9) What is a 'Bushwacker'?
A) A top sort who's taken the Victa to her map of Tassie.
B) A dag with his head up his date.
C) One of Brown's pinko Greenies.

Q10) What is a 'Two-Pot Screamer'?
A) A brown mullet two big for one dunny.
B) A none rat-faced after bugger-all piss.
C) A Sheila who likes it in the kitchen.

Q11) What are 'Banana-Benders'?
A) Troppo Drongos.
B) Toey Drop-Bears.
C) Bloody Tight  Scungies.

[Ipquarx]

mcjob honestly now could you answer all of these correctly

[Abstath]

i don't even know more than half of these myself

[Eden]

Q1) Who or what is 'Skippy'?
A) A slang term meaning 'homoloveual'.
B) An Aussie way of saying 'horny'.
C) A crime-solving, bottle-opening kangaroo.

Q2) What is a '6 & Out'?
A) When you consume half a dozen beers and vomit.
B) When your ball goes over the the fence in backyard cricket.
C) A rugby league 'team-bonding session'.

Q3) What are Australians referring to when we talk about the  'Big Pineapple'?
A) The Prime Minister.
B) A tourist attraction in Queensland.
C) Jesus.

Q4) What was "Banjo" Paterson best know for?
A) His writing.
B) His banjo.
C) His paterson.

Q5) What is a 'Numbat'?
A) A heavily-sedated flying fox.
B) A small, reddish-brown marsupial.
C) A combination Nunchuka/Cricket Bat.

Q6) What is the 'Great Australian Bight'?
A) A famous landmark.
B) A meat pie eating content.
C) A loveual technique.

Q7) If you're 'Having A Slash', what are you doing?
A) Urinating.
B) Cutting car tyres on them, and then urinating on them.
C) Cutting car tyres, urinating on them, then standing on them and playing guitar.

Q8) What is 'two-up'?
A) A double-decker lamo.
B) A digger's preference to a pokie.
C) A top-selling researcho from Canberra.

Q9) What is a 'Bushwacker'?
A) A top sort who's taken the Victa to her map of Tassie.
B) A dag with his head up his date.
C) One of Brown's pinko Greenies.

Q10) What is a 'Two-Pot Screamer'?
A) A brown mullet two big for one dunny.
B) A none rat-faced after bugger-all piss.
C) A Sheila who likes it in the kitchen.

Q11) What are 'Banana-Benders'?
A) Troppo Drongos.
B) Toey Drop-Bears.
C) Bloody Tight  Scungies.
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[superslayer]

I thought the citizenship test was surviving a night in the wild

[Obliviongate20]

Q1) Who or what is 'Skippy'?
A) A slang term meaning 'homoloveual'.
B) An Aussie way of saying 'horny'.
C) A crime-solving, bottle-opening kangaroo.

Q2) What is a '6 & Out'?
A) When you consume half a dozen beers and vomit.
B) When your ball goes over the the fence in backyard cricket.
C) A rugby league 'team-bonding session'.

Q3) What are Australians referring to when we talk about the  'Big Pineapple'?
A) The Prime Minister.
B) A tourist attraction in Queensland.
C) Jesus.

Q4) What was "Banjo" Paterson best know for?
A) His writing.
B) His banjo.
C) His paterson.

Q5) What is a 'Numbat'?
A) A heavily-sedated flying fox.
B) A small, reddish-brown marsupial.
C) A combination Nunchuka/Cricket Bat.

Q6) What is the 'Great Australian Bight'?
A) A famous landmark.
B) A meat pie eating content.
C) A loveual technique.

Q7) If you're 'Having A Slash', what are you doing?
A) Urinating.
B) Cutting car tyres on them, and then urinating on them.
C) Cutting car tyres, urinating on them, then standing on them and playing guitar.

Q8) What is 'two-up'?
A) A double-decker lamo.
B) A digger's preference to a pokie.
C) A top-selling researcho from Canberra.

Q9) What is a 'Bushwacker'?
A) A top sort who's taken the Victa to her map of Tassie.
B) A dag with his head up his date.
C) One of Brown's pinko Greenies.

Q10) What is a 'Two-Pot Screamer'?
A) A brown mullet two big for one dunny.
B) A none rat-faced after bugger-all piss.
C) A Sheila who likes it in the kitchen.

Q11) What are 'Banana-Benders'?
A) Troppo Drongos.
B) Toey Drop-Bears.
C) Bloody Tight  Scungies.

did i won