The Salty Spitoon

[The GI of MA]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon,  how tough are ya?

[Ad Bot]

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

yes

[Freek]

good

[Tumbleweed]

ok

[Maxwell.]

alright

[Trogtor]

YOU WANNA forgetIN SEE TOUGH?

I LET MY MOTHER DIE WHEN A ROBBER BROKE IN AND KILLED HER IN THE BATHROOM. I WOULD OF SAVED HER BUT forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR.
THEY DON'T ALLOW ME TO DO research BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN I forget'S ASS GETS CRUSHED FROM MY TITANIUM PELVIS
I ONCE forgetED A MAN SO HARD I TORE HIM A NEW CAVITY IN HIS star fish.
I ONCE stuff OUT AN ENTIRE STEAK PLATTER BECAUSE MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WAS TOO BUSY FLEXING THEM loving RIPPED MUSCLES CAUSE HOLY HOT DAMN ARE THEY FINE AS HELL
I HAD TO INSTALL PROFESSIONAL GRADE PLUMBING IN MY HOME BECAUSE MY stuffS ARE TOO HARD AND MASSIVE. I DIDNT GET TO FINISH IT BECAUSE forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR

[Tumbleweed]

god damnit trogtor you ruined it

[c]

more like fixed it 8)

[Kobewarrior]

i got a paper cut


without any paper

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?

[Tumbleweed]

Sure

* Tumbleweed hands bottle of ketchup

[c]

i got a paper cut


without any paper

can i suck on your wound please

[The GI of MA]

i got a paper cut


without any paper

OH.
MY.
GOD.

go right in sir

[Alternat¡ve]

YOU WANNA forgetIN SEE TOUGH?

I LET MY MOTHER DIE WHEN A ROBBER BROKE IN AND KILLED HER IN THE BATHROOM. I WOULD OF SAVED HER BUT forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR.
THEY DON'T ALLOW ME TO DO research BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN I forget'S ASS GETS CRUSHED FROM MY TITANIUM PELVIS
I ONCE forgetED A MAN SO HARD I TORE HIM A NEW CAVITY IN HIS star fish.
I ONCE stuff OUT AN ENTIRE STEAK PLATTER BECAUSE MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WAS TOO BUSY FLEXING THEM loving RIPPED MUSCLES CAUSE HOLY HOT DAMN ARE THEY FINE AS HELL
I HAD TO INSTALL PROFESSIONAL GRADE PLUMBING IN MY HOME BECAUSE MY stuffS ARE TOO HARD AND MASSIVE. I DIDNT GET TO FINISH IT BECAUSE forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR

eh you tried

maybe that riff raff will pass at weenie hut jr

[Bricknave]

You want tough? I'll give you tough!

*grabs a knife*

*puts bread in a toaster*

*cracks open a jar of orange marmalade using nothing but bare hands*

*swiftly retrieves hot toast out of toaster*

*spreads the marmalade onto the toast using the knife*

Here ya go! Here's tough! And it tastes good!