Lets make a story

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meltdown in

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tumblr

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. Meanwhile, feminational socialists

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got strapped to a chair while 4chan repeatedly slapped them while the feminational socialists tried to scream "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE"

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Then Arnold Schwarzenegger bursts through the door and beats the stuff out of the feminational socialists then yells "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!" But 4chan...

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decides to DDoS the US government servers because

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the US government is

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a big load of

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stuff because Obama murdered Bill Cosby with a

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rusty garden hose shoved up his urethra

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and it reached his

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spine causing cancer

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. Luckly, Dr. Betelgeuse

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couldn't hear his cries for help and diagonosed him with

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autism