Author Topic: so apparently I don't have the flu, but i'm sick as hell again woo  (Read 1608 times)

as the title says, yeah.

I'm at the doctor's right now, but I guess while I wait ill type this out

I woke up this morning (I think it was morning) I felt like it was 120° and my hearing was pretty bad

i tried getting up and immediately it felt like my bones were about to shatter, and I was really shaky. When I went to tell my grandmother, I decided to drink a sip of cold soda

which I now regret, because then I felt extremely sick and ran to the bathroom, them threw up like 3 times. Then I was told to rest for a while, and then we're here

Also disease stories

I still don't know if I have the flu or a heat stroke or whatever I can't think too clearly
« Last Edit: March 02, 2015, 10:36:50 AM by Decepticon »

According to WebMD you may have cancer or West Nigerian Squirrel AIDS.

I feel for you man.

Get better man, sickness sucks.

Last time I was sick I threw up 9 times in one night, 3 puking sessions throwing up 3 times each. stuff sucks.

Get better man, sickness sucks.

Last time I was sick I threw up 9 times in one night, 3 puking sessions throwing up 3 times each. stuff sucks.
Damn but thanks
According to WebMD you may have cancer or West Nigerian Squirrel AIDS.

I feel for you man.
oh come on not again

I threw up 11 times in 1 day once back in October

I also remember one time I got sick and dehydrated and any liquids I drank got thrown back up, so I had to get fluids pumped into my arm through a needle
« Last Edit: January 24, 2015, 05:31:36 PM by Maxwell. »

Damn but thanks
You're welcome, try to avoid drinking too much of anything. I kept throwing up because I instinctively kept drinking a stuff ton of water because I was dehydrating at a really fast pace and I Just wanted to get rid of thirst.
Try to avoid that urge

West Nigerian Squirrel AIDS.
Mhhh... such a serious problem in our modern society.

According to WebMD you may have cancer or West Nigerian Squirrel AIDS.

I feel for you man.
Can you actually be helpful for once?

Aw man it was nice knowing you


Can I have your computer when you pass away?

Can you actually be helpful for once?
The point of a post like that is to lighten the mood

Can you actually be helpful for once?
relax it was a joke and I'm ok with it

Can you actually be helpful for once?
Christ I'm just trying to make a joke in a stuffty time for him. He thought it was funny obviously. In what other way is there to help?

man, having the flu sucks.
one time, in combination with having the flu, i got some chest congestion, one night i almost could not breath.
it was my birthday.

i had some weird problem once where i had to stuff every 5 minutes, i'd sit down and then like 10 minutes later run to the bathroom and feel loving horrible.
it was really bad and it felt like my ass was sandpaper

good news, it's apparently not the flu

it's apparently some stomach virus and respiratory problems.

however i still feel pretty bad but not as bad as before
I'm sorry front no computer for you