It's Australia Day, mates. The day where we all get drunk on goon while not lifting a finger, destroy dunnies without a care and give everybody in this wide brown land a fair shake of the sauce bottle.
Since I'm running a bit low on alcohol, I'm going to need to go get some more; problem is that almost no stores are open today. That means I'm going to have to get some from a bogan spruiking on the main road. They'll only give me beer if I tell them how proud an Australian I am.
So help me out, guys. Give me some funny or awesome facts about this bloody country so I can get wasted in the name of our Prime Minister who is afraid of gay boats
