The Book of Florb (Praise be to Flodos)

[ABlockOfCheese]

how does the Florb flabutabulate flingy inside rectum?  currently is studying the thing.

[Ad Bot]

[The GI of MA]

is florb inside me
or florb you is me
florb has messed with me thinking thoughts

[Trifax]

is florb inside me
or florb you is me
florb has messed with me thinking thoughts

inside all always

[Facechild]

Hello all good ones and other ones, The last few chapters have been a puzzle and a rubix cube trapped inside a Chinese finger trap, the translatinging is hard and we are work day as well ad not day for much time. there will be more, you have to be patient and await florb's good graces!

Praise to be florb.

[IkeTheGeneric]

FLORB RUINED MY LIFE
I thought I was being a good person by trying to get into this florb stuff without even trying to figure out what it even was. I wasn't prepared at all, there's no way I could have been. There's no possible way to expect what happened next. It wasn't even my fault this time, it's unfair

Now I'm sitting here typing, connected to a damn machine hoping that tomorrow won't be my last day on this god forsaken earth. Take my advice, don't choose florb, the odds are against you

[otto-san]

this heretic man who is before is cannot be what his words are saying for FLORB is good and FLORB will always be not bad forever as that is the nature of FLORB

[dudeman162]

FLORB RUINED MY LIFE
I thought I was being a good person by trying to get into this florb stuff without even trying to figure out what it even was. I wasn't prepared at all, there's no way I could have been. There's no possible way to expect what happened next. It wasn't even my fault this time, it's unfair

Now I'm sitting here typing, connected to a damn machine hoping that tomorrow won't be my last day on this god forsaken earth. Take my advice, don't choose florb, the odds are against you

you are of heretics, for florb is always do good things and is everywhere a lot

[Facechild]

He follows in way of Gorgulon.
He has been ex-communicated from the crease of florb.
he must take-backsies to great florb. the florb will be do bad way thing to those who follor the ways of Gorgulus.

[WaterOre]

I actually interpreted the untranslated chapter as naming snot2 as the last true prophet. The version in the OP is inaccurate.

[auzman466]

Florb has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

[IkeTheGeneric]

He follows in way of Gorgulon.
He has been ex-communicated from the crease of florb.
he must take-backsies to great florb. the florb will be do bad way thing to those who follor the ways of Gorgulus.

you and I both know this is how things must be. no take-backsies

if this is my fate, then so be it

[TicTac]

YEs MASTER..