Author Topic: Blizzard puns  (Read 2572 times)

while there's maximum forgetery going on outside, let's chill and make puns about it

iceis strikes again
yeah im not really slippery with these
my puns are so bad they melt souls

those puns are so bad they actually put me off puns for a week

those puns are so bad they actually put me off puns for a week
i did say I was terrible at them
that's kinda why I made this thread, I need to sharpen my skills

don't be such a dairy queen maxwell

don't be such a dairy queen maxwell
ugh yeah, his heart is so cold

don't be such a dairy queen maxwell
I'll have you know there is no dairy products in me right now


These puns arent so... cool.

We must construct additional pylons!

WoW, I didn't think you could be so cold!

The Iran Blizzard of February 1972 resulted in the deaths of approximately 4,000 people. A week-long period of low temperatures and winter storms, lasting from 3 to 9 February 1972, dumped more than 10 feet (3.0 m) of snow across rural areas in northwestern, central and southern Iran.

Southern Iran sustained as much as 26 feet (7.9 m) of snow, burying at least 4,000 individuals. According to contemporary reports by the newspaper Ettela'at, the city of Ardakan and outlying villages were hardest hit, with no survivors in Kakkan or Kumar. In the northwest, near the border with Turkey, the village of Sheklab and its 100 inhabitants were buried.

This blizzard remains the deadliest in history.


The Iran Blizzard of February 1972 resulted in the deaths of approximately 4,000 people. A week-long period of low temperatures and winter storms, lasting from 3 to 9 February 1972, dumped more than 10 feet (3.0 m) of snow across rural areas in northwestern, central and southern Iran.

Southern Iran sustained as much as 26 feet (7.9 m) of snow, burying at least 4,000 individuals. According to contemporary reports by the newspaper Ettela'at, the city of Ardakan and outlying villages were hardest hit, with no survivors in Kakkan or Kumar. In the northwest, near the border with Turkey, the village of Sheklab and its 100 inhabitants were buried.

This blizzard remains the deadliest in history.
hey, that's cool

If it isn't served upside down its free

There snow way you guys actually think these puns are good