Richard Takahashi Kicker AKA Counselor Kicker is an underpaid counselor whom is secretly, or rather quite obviously, a detective from Interpol, where he is surprisingly paid less (a bag of Lays a month). He's quite cynical and witty but normally trips over his own words. He works in the janitor's closet of
Zombies Were forgetin' Everywhere High and gets students that the other counselors don't want to bother with. He is investigating the more frequent zombie attacks. He is equipped with a modified luger that costed him 1000 bags of Lays (He calls it the Atramentous Anubis Adonis). Recently a robot football player and him got into a scuffle and as such has since had a broken leg, but sadly cannot even afford a stick to walk around with, along with having to sow an overcoat and jacket together, the reason why he doesn't want to explain.
pros:
actually pretty good at shooting, he used his real money for lessons
always keeps his luger with him too and has a tie knife that doesn't make too much sense
has access to many rooms at the school, he stole a copy of the janitor keys
knows a few secrety things from his interpol work
his jaggity jaggedy hands provide good grip to anything. has a mean handshake
has a toothpick maybe can be used to clean teeth y'know that's a pro y'know
cons:
has a broken leg and limps around
complains a lot about his money situation
kinda smells
awful at actual counseling
awful at poker
what kinda guy wears two ties and sows two jackets together
