Author Topic: Predictions for 2016  (Read 14551 times)


Except like, wars for oil that we could have avoided by investing in energy technology.
But then how would we kill our soldiers? The Government needs to scare us somehow

then we move onto the space baby fiasco obviously



what about 2070 predictions? Here are mine.
  • Trash economy
  • Seafloor farming
Walk with me.
  • Pleasure domes
  • Video games are going to get MORE REALISTIC
  • Super fuel efficient vehicles
  • Gas : $10 a gallon
  • Solar power
  • Race riots
  • Milk shortage
  • no more elderly and disabled (cause we're just gonna kill 'em)
  • Robots policing the streets
  • Gay marriage
  • Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles
You're probably thinking this is some pretty deep stuff, and you're right.
  • State enforced homoloveuality (I don't have a problem with that, it's EQUAL.)
  • Facebook has your birth certificate
  • Mac Ipads built into every school desk of every child.
  • 3d printers are kid's toys, and with the newest 3d printer, your kid is going to be printing up 3d muslim barbie dolls.
  • 2070: Gay men have actually develloped reproductive organs inside of their..... "area" and a new generation of children are born from inside gay men.
  • 2070: Israel straight up ripped off the map. BYE BYE!!! BYE BYE!!!
  • Your mind  is going to be uploaded to my blackberry.
  • We can't possibly have anything WORSE than what we have right now.
Now it's tine for YOU, because YOU are the future. What are YOUR 2070 predictions?

Now it's tine for YOU, because YOU are the future. What are YOUR 2070 predictions?

Steven Harper will still be prime-minister of Canada. Only this time as a actual demon.


Now it's tine for YOU, because YOU are the future. What are YOUR 2070 predictions?

Wait someone else is making a hoverboard? link please I thought i was gonna be the first to do this D:

Wait someone else is making a hoverboard? link please I thought i was gonna be the first to do this D:
*WHOOOOOOSH*


The Powerpuff Girls will be back on.

Wait someone else is making a hoverboard? link please I thought i was gonna be the first to do this D:

http://youtu.be/Zs_QOx_X5TE?t=1m16s

  • 2070: Gay men have actually develloped reproductive organs inside of their..... "area" and a new generation of children are born from inside
If that happens and human-animal hybrids are a thing, the world would turn into DeviantArt!

On a serious note, I think they'll use artificial womb machines before considering pregnancy.

http://youtu.be/Zs_QOx_X5TE?t=1m16s

If that happens and human-animal hybrids are a thing, the world would turn into DeviantArt!

On a serious note, I think they'll use artificial womb machines before considering pregnancy.
So peeing babies will be a thing in 2070?