pickup lines you'd be slapped for

[The GI of MA]

did you bring a block of cheese with you at least because if you didn't i would have slapped you too

Of course. who doesn't?

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Flamecannon]

drop that zero and get with a negative one like me!

[Zanaran2]

Are you a hand? Because I want you to grasp my genitals tightly.

[TableSalt]

love joke.

[Gatysh]

Do you like dragons? Because Imma be draggin' my balls across your face tonight.

[§am§on]

I'm not a feminist.

[The GI of MA]

love joke.

I'm not a feminist.

Jk bb

[dudeman162]

Hey girl did you fall out of heaven because have love with me

[Maxwell.]

date me.

[Outpacte]

Single? Let me split you ;)

[Honno]

*tips fedora

m'lady, would thou stroke thy neckbeard?

[Outpacte]

date me.

But, your a woman??

[Maxwell.]

But, your a woman??

yes believe it or not I'm my avatar in real life
don't go with what my profile says it's just lying

[The GI of MA]

*tips fedora

m'lady, would thou stroke thy neckbeard?

Screw whatever quotes I said were the best, this one takes the cake.
Honno wins