Author Topic: pickup lines you'd be slapped for (Read 1900 times)

The GI of MA · February 03, 2015, 11:57:48 PM

I'll start

"What's similar between this block of cheese and you?
I'm gonna grind you both"

Go!

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Epicduke · February 03, 2015, 11:58:44 PM

suck my richard

grunterdb1951 · February 03, 2015, 11:58:58 PM

I eat ass.

Alyx Vance · February 03, 2015, 11:59:19 PM

"You can take a seat right on this richard"

Ragequit · February 03, 2015, 11:59:53 PM

lets reproduce

Dreams_Of_Cheese · February 04, 2015, 12:01:01 AM

I'll start

"What's similar between this block of cheese and you?
I'm gonna grind you both"

Go!

did you bring a block of cheese with you at least because if you didn't i would have slapped you too

Alternat¡ve · February 04, 2015, 12:01:51 AM

I'm a hunter, and its you season.

-Tom Haverford

sorrel · February 04, 2015, 12:02:29 AM

Babe are you homework? Cause I'd do you any night

WaterOre · February 04, 2015, 12:03:30 AM

Gurl, what's the difference between a cheeseburger and a boner?

You ain't givin' me a cheeseburger right now!

-Matthew Santoro

Cubed Root · February 04, 2015, 12:06:02 AM

dis richard ain't gonna suck itself

elm · February 04, 2015, 12:13:54 AM

Is your mom handicapped? Cuz girl your special.

Malleo100 · February 04, 2015, 12:14:40 AM

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck

Or give me a rimjob

ShadowsfeaR · February 04, 2015, 12:15:40 AM

I like richard. Do you like richard? Let's richard eachother.

Zanaran2 · February 04, 2015, 12:16:43 AM

Oh heavens, look at the time! It's half-past touch-my-richard-o'-clock!

XR-7 · February 04, 2015, 12:17:47 AM

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I heard that one in real life.