Author Topic: I know a magic wallet trick  (Read 1490 times)

So I was just returning from gym class, said bye too my friends as they left while I still had to return my bag to my locker. Class periods were over and the only one in the classroom where my locker was located were some teachers. I grabbed my wallet to get my ID card and opened up my locker, casually putting my bag back in, putting my ID back in my wallet and flipping it closed; No problem right?
This saturday I'm organizing a party, and things like weed is legal here, so I bought some for the party that day. I keep things like this in my wallet.
So, when I flipped my wallet (Forgot to mention I have a big, dadcore wallet), not only did the weed fly out (in ziplock), but also things such as but not limited to: painkillers, ibuprofen, a condom, caffeine tablets, and XTC pills.
The teachers saw and kept looking as I quickly grabbed them from the floor with a flushed red face. Some white tablets fell out loose and I didn't pick them back up because of the hurry. I don't know if I just left XTC pills there, or painkillers/caffeine tablets. I quickly rushed past the teachers avoiding eye contact as I left the classroom and after that the building.

tl;dr: my wallet spits drugs

is this why some of the arguments you stir up are nonsensical, then

is this why some of the arguments you stir up are nonsensical, then
No that's just because I'm really stupid. :)


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i don't really think it's a good idea to talk about the purchase of drugs on an internet forum that anyone can view.
didn't think you'd need that if you're into dudes
you need one to stop the cum from going into their butt and making them pregnant, DUH.

didn't think you'd need that if you're into dudes

it prevents STDs as well as pregnancies.

didn't think you'd need that if you're into dudes
STDs are a thing also I'm also into girls.

i don't really think it's a good idea to talk about the purchase of drugs on an internet forum that anyone can view.

This could be because of a future employer or because it being illegal, yeah. But I guess that's a problem for future me.

Lavender high as loving dropping his drugs 'n stuff.

I don't like your new avatar. change it back
you could say that NO SIR I DONT LIKE IT :^)

I don't like your new avatar. change it back
you could say that NO SIR I DONT LIKE IT :^)
It makes me look like a prick, doesn't it?

It makes me look like a prick, doesn't it?
no, it just looks awfully cringey.

It makes me look like a prick, doesn't it?

no it makes you look like an ass

no, it just looks awfully cringey.
Ren and Stimpy is like childhood stuff for me though

no it makes you look like an ass

;)

So basically, you have so much edge you can't contain it?

I know a magic trick, open your wallet and close your eyes, now open, your cash is now invisible!