Describe the school/class friend(s)

[Ragequit]

"wite ppl cant fite bcus reasons!!!!"

[Ad Bot]

[Rally]

I know a guy who was pretty well known for being weirdly loveist (not the boo-hoo crybaby feminist kind, like actually gross kind) and saying derogatory stuff all the time. Phoned one girl at 3AM while drunk and relayed to her all his loveual fantasies. Tried to superglue his hand to another girls hand or some stuff. Dirty, gross, greasy ass dude. Also terribly unfunny but tries really hard.

There's a black guy who does nothing but try his best to fit the monday stereotype, but he watches anime and is a hockey fan. Keeps making up stories about his 'hardships in Sierra Leone'. plays up racism, his only real personality throughout the whole school is like, "hey guys, im black!!!! fried chicken!!!"

There's one dude who just never speaks. Seems like a pretty down to earth dude, he's a motorcyclist and a fisherman, but he literally never speaks to anyone. Complete loner. Socially inept. Feel sorry for him.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Guy on the hockey team. He's straight but acts handicapped and homoloveual in the locker room a lot. This guy legit humped a teammate in the shower well he dropped the soap

I don't socialize with many people below an IQ of 12, which is my whole school except a handful of students.

[randomtroll39]

do it do it do it

I'll just do it here.

His name is habib/habeeb? (he claims its to do with his passport or something)
He annoys the stuff out of people. (especially with this kid,Junior that is basically the class clown or something)
I'm gonna tell you what happened today and other stuff about him too.
Today 3rd period Habib was talking about Junior or something and it eventually got into an argument that moved into maths where Habib called Junior (out loud) a fat bastard (does this usually in PE and Junior hits him back with "at least I'm not thin as a stick")
He was told to get out of class then he ignored the teacher and after 10 times or so then started to cry and was sent out.
Moving onto P.E where Junior was at his pupil support because Habib filed a complaint that him,my friend and Junior's friend were being tribal towards him.
In the changing room/locker room (there's no lockers) Habib started to turn the light off and start trying to hump this kid.
After P.E he got annoyed and started to fight with him (almost DDTing him near the end) and teacher never caught them.

Here's some other things about him.
He goes right into people's faces and shouts in a handicapped voice "HELLO HOW ARE YOU"
He has brittle bones,I kicked him in the shin and he fell down crying.
Starts fights he can't win Habib - 0 Everyone else - 5
Starts arguments with Junior in changing room.

G loving G

[hodot]

some guy got sent to the office for making a richard joke to the teacher today

[Rockinboy2000]

half of my school is drug dealers

some kid showed me drawings that where deviantart quality naruto art and he wears the same clothes everyday
people in my school actively draw weeaboo anime fanart
i also saw some people playing yo-gi-oh at lunch awhile ago

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Most of the people in my school are pretty cool, but there's a few here and there that annoy me.

There's those usual forgetups in PE who only exist to forget with everyone else
Chemistry is full of people who really don't care about the class so they're kinda annoying but it's tolerable i guess
also a bunch of neckbeards all over the place, fedoras for days

[Ragequit]

"i habe ebolia lole!!!!!!"
oh my loving god there are kids that legit believe that the illuminati is taking over the world and obama is trying to kill us all and is a foreigner muslin
also they think all muslims are evil terrorist masterminds

[Slammer1337]

in general:

• white girls who hate other white people for some reason
• black people who hate white people because reverse racism???
• people who actually literally not even kidding fights other teachers because they don't want their phone taken away
• entirety of my English class
• people who complain their phone batteries are low when it's 80% charged
• people who believe that getting in fights considers you a gangsta or whatever

specific people:

• some borderline neckbeard that blasts 7 year old rock music constantly in the bus (i told him to turn the volume down one day because it was too loud, he only turns it down by three loving points)
• this one kid who cannot stop playing flash games in digital comm. class
• some freshman starfish who constantly tries to get girlfriends in gym class even though he's constantly calling them bitches 'n stuff
• a special-needs girl in lunch that constantly screams louder than every other kid in the cafeteria every 5 seconds, and the school staff is doing absolutely nothing about it

thas 'bout it

[Mr Man]

This kid in my chemistry class who acts like an idiot, spends 90% of class goofing off, and is just annoying in general but for some reason actually has alot of friends. I made the mistake of working in a group lab in his group. Never again...

This fat hairy kid named Muhammad who is just a richard in general and used to always purposely try to make one of my friends cry, and apparently also tries to be funny but is just a jerk

This stoner kid in my sign language class that shows up high half the time, and is always either sleeping or constantly eating chips in class (once he even had a slice of pizza). He also used to poke me with pencils a ton when I sat next to him, and is probably the second worst student in the class. He's also pretty much afraid of one of my friends who's also in the class.

The one kid in my sign language class worse than the stoner. He talks nonstop, is extremely immature and has drawn snakees on stuff in class, and NEVER shuts up. Also never pays any attention to anything.

Oh and then theres the crazy girl who's dating who knows how many people, and not all of them even know (one of my friends is dating her despite knowing what's going on and says that most of them are told they're the only one), but im not gonna even get into that one, it's too much drama.

"HEY LET'S SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE LOUDEST, STINKIEST FART"

Hot

[Biostorm]

random starfishs/friends:

• Kid who got arrested for possessing marijuana
• kid with some kind of disability who runs at full speed through the hallways
• people at the bus who blast their loud rap music
• random girls who get into catfights
• people that show up to watch their fights
• the entire freshmen class because they got free Macbooks
• kid who is always disrespectful to the teacher, spends all of class watching anime
• my friend who never shows up to class, he doesn't need to because he's already accepted into a college and has his whole life planned out

[Echoes]

• Kid who got arrested for possessing marijuana

why does this make someone a insta-friend

[Biostorm]

why does this make someone a insta-friend

maybe I should have specified. he got caught with a bunch of marijuana and he tried to run from the cops. he then resisted arrest and ended up breaking a random car's window. he's more of an starfish than a friend. He's been arrested a bunch of times and is always doing edgy stuff and getting caught. I do feel sorry for him though, because his dad doesn't seem to care for him at all

[Echoes]

maybe I should have specified. he got caught with a bunch of marijuana and he tried to run from the cops. he then resisted arrest and ended up breaking a random car's window. he's more of an starfish than a friend. He's been arrested a bunch of times and is always doing edgy stuff and getting caught. I do feel sorry for him though, because his dad doesn't seem to care for him at all

yeah that explains alot then

[Bomberguy]

"hey guys lets make fun of him and spread rumors because he has an old phone that has no games durr durr"
"Hey guys I just pushed a person in a pool, farted, and laughed, am I cool now?"
(Another describer of my class friend)
1 = The friend
2 = The other guy

1: (Laughs at one person for doing something funny for him)
1: (Asks friends to watch 2 and asks 2 to do the action that was funny to him)
2: (Doesn't do it)
1: "OMG WHY DIDNT YOU DO IT"
2: "Because I am myself and being myself, I chose not to"
1: (Mimic above in handicapped annoying voice)
2: (Attempt to speak)
1: "SHUT UP"

"Hey guys lets make the loudest fart sound ever and think its funny"
"I spread rumors, and lies, am I cool yet?"