Author Topic: Describe the school/class friend(s)  (Read 2587 times)

Some kid once brought in alcohol in middle school

Does that count?

There are those juniors (and some seniors) who have obviously just started driving themselves to school. They have long obnoxious keychains that hang out of their pockets, always pull their keys out and play with them or hit things with them, and always talk about every driver they passed on the way to school.

The people who sit around me in precalculus who always talk about all the drugs they've used and how stoned they're going to get over the weekends. They always talk about acid and weed and discuss how they're going to get their drugs and hang out together while rolling joints.

There are three people (guy, two girls) in my study hall who are incredibly loud all the time. One of the girls is always slathering makeup all over her face and spraying gagging amounts of perfume all over the place. The guy usually doesn't bother me, but he always shows the girls pictures/videos on his phone and they bust out laughing hysterically.

Some kid once brought in alcohol in middle school

Does that count?
No but it classifies him as wannabe gangster
Those guys are always starfishs/friends
It depends
If he was white it would boost his cigaretteg-o-meter to atleast 500%
If he was black, then it would boost to 300%

No but it classifies him as wannabe gangster
Those guys are always starfishs/friends
It depends
If he was white it would boost his cigaretteg-o-meter to atleast 500%
If he was black, then it would boost to 300%
Brought it in, shared it with a friend and both of them swigged it all down.

So putting it all together, both of them had to be 2000% friends
Also they were 12

Ok so this cigaretteola is just like a bully, only that he has so much rep nobody considers him as a bully.

1=innocent friend
2=me
3=espanola el cigaretteola de dumbass (hes not spanish by the way lol)

*3 knocks down 1's books
1:hey dude not cool
*3 is the only one laughing
*1, 2 and crowd calls out at 3 for being a cigarette
*2 helps 1
3:aww 2 and 1 love each other aww (insert sarcasm)

Wtf were not even gay and were just friends

I hate people like this >:(

« Last Edit: February 04, 2015, 08:14:17 PM by Naked Human »

oh and some chick went around telling people i coerce for nudes

Friend: forget you
Me: What?
*Teacher comes in right after he says it loud as forget*
Friend: forget YOU YOU LITTLE snaketuff

friendy teacher with over-assuming reactions:

A student once put a water bottle in a paper bag then started drinking it

The teacher then walked in, assuming it was booze and snatched it from the student, then said "HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS IN SCHOOL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"

Student: It's just water.

Teacher: Oh

friendy teacher with over-assuming reactions:

A student once put a water bottle in a paper bag then started drinking it

The teacher then walked in, assuming it was booze and snatched it from the student, then said "HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS IN SCHOOL YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"

Student: It's just water.

Teacher: Oh
i had that happen teacher loving thought i had an earbud in
a lot of the black people are "gangster" and "ratchet" and they don't give a forget about anything
the loving rap music blasting in the halls
the country music played in the rooms
the hicks
the people that always have to be cool and wanna fight
people that throw away their future and then regret it later
soccermoms (specifically one in 3/4 of my classes)

For me, everything is ussually fine. Most of the time there is maybe one kid who is a friend, but mostky it's fine.

And then there's history class.
Where do I even begin?

First, there's this one super edgy kid that tries to hard to be funny, but is just annoying. The typical kind of annoying, thinking stuff like family guy and the simpsons are the funniest things on this earth and quotes them constantly. I had him last grade for algebra, and I heard him talking to someone else his experiences with marijuana. (Which he probably made up to sound cool and super edgy anyway)

Then, there's this group of three girls who do nothing but talk to each other and literally eat food. I'm not stuffting you, everyday they bring in like 5 bags of chips to eat. They never pay attention, but it's like a problem anyway because the teacher is stuff.

That's right, the teacher is loving terrible at his job. You'd think a teacher would teach, right? Not him. Ussually his "lessons" consist of him putting a slide of a powerpoint on the screen, talking about the lesson for five minutes, then getting distracted and talking about random stuff with the students for 15 minutes. I'm not kidding, he has conversations about the most random things with the other students. Sometimes it's about his kids, other times it's about sports, and on a few occasions it was about motherloving Chipotle. ( Yes, the resturant.) He does get back on topic eventually, before quickly getting off topic for an even longer time. What a regular histor could teach in two days, it takes him an entire week.

/endrant

That's right, the teacher is loving terrible at his job.
and he hasn't been fired yet?
jeez what kind of school do you go to

Holy stuff joe it sounds like Mr. D, my history teacher last semester (not giving full name for obvious reasons)

my history teacher last year did the same thing kind of

but we still got some stuff done

Come to think of it, my 8th grade teacher was bad too. His responce to anything is "Please Stop". Hell, I was eating chinese food while on my phone in the middle of class and he gave 0 stuffs

I was his favorite student  :cookieMonster:

Come to think of it, my 8th grade teacher was bad too. His responce to anything is "Please Stop". Hell, I was eating chinese food while on my phone in the middle of class and he gave 0 stuffs

I was his favorite student  :cookieMonster:
May I ask why were you eating chinese food in the first place?