Two kids "Fought" at school today

[ThatRandomGuy]

After my last period was finished I was standing outside waiting for my bus in the lines the school staff tell us to stay in and these two little kids got into an argument and started to fight. It was the most pitiful thing I have ever seen, this kid who was hitting was punching like he had a pillow in his hand and most of the fight was slapping and pounds on the back. The staff finally broke them up and the one started bawling from getting pulled out by a teacher, Oh man I really hope he doesn't have to fight again...


Discuss pitiful fights you've seen.

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[Shizza04]

i saw two 7th graders trying to "fight" by hitting eachother with their pencils
it was dumb

[Trogtor]

girl was caught giving a dude head this morning in the courtyard

beat that

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

i saw two 7th graders trying to "fight" by hitting eachother with their pencils
it was dumb

sounds like an autistic knife fight

[lightbox]

A kid snuck up behind me and put me in a headlock. I pulled out and decked him one. Then he started crying.

Worst part is I was half his size.

[Mouse droidz 21]

In year 7, some kid in my school was talking about a year 8's family. The Year 8 kid grabbed the kid against a wall and punched him multiple times in the head and gave him a black eye, everyone just stood their and watched.

In year 8 these too kids got into a fight and got each other into headlocks, they kept hitting each other and wouldn't stop.

[Gumba Jonny]

I gave a kid the Last Ride through a lunch table and made him a paraplegic.
Then my friend dove off another table to give him the Swanton bomb for the pin.
Special ed lunch rocks!!

[Headcrab Zombie]

In 9th grade, this kid tripped me, then got mad at me when I fell on him.
Waited for me at the door after school and started a fight
He couldn't fight for stuff, afterwards told everyone that I kicked him in the balls
He ended up moving schools a few weeks later

[XR-7]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=257778.0

Also one of my posts that my brother found and decided it would be a great idea to go tell my mom.

[Gatysh]

In 6th grade, I was sitting next to a friend of mine at the time, and he was wearing a polo shirt. All I hear is a loud noise and see a half-full bottle of Gatorade fly across the lunch room and watch as my friend's polo gets hit by the Gatorain. I turn and see the Special Ed assistant or whatever the forget restraining this kid several tables away.

[XR-7]

Gatorain.

I can't tell if that's a typo or intentional, but it's very fitting.

[Zanaran2]

all the fights at my school can be summed up with one picture

[ThatRandomGuy]

In 6th grade, I was sitting next to a friend of mine at the time, and he was wearing a polo shirt. All I hear is a loud noise and see a half-full bottle of Gatorade fly across the lunch room and watch as my friend's polo gets hit by the Gatorain. I turn and see the Special Ed assistant or whatever the forget restraining this kid several tables away.

I imagined that in my head and can't stop laughing now...

[Alyx Vance]

There was a fight at my old school between two freshman... It was so bad that we had to call it violent cuddling. They were in the floor basically rolling.

[Ragequit]

my two friends and i were walking home from school when these dogs were barking at us, so we decided to back back at them for laughs. there was a skinny meth-head looking guy in his 20s walking ahead of us who heard us."YOU BETTER STOP THAT OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES." we stopped, kept walking, dude turned left on an intersection. we're almost clear of the guy when one of my friends yells out "I LOVE DOGS."
methman yells "WHAT? MEET ME OVER HERE," as if he wanted to fight us. We turned right and my two friends sped up while i kept my pace. we didn't see him after that, but i felt like we could've taken him because we had the numbers advantage n stuff.
this all happened 30 minutes ago