Most embarrassing moment in school

[Frequency]

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just staying on topic with the thread

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[Brickitect]

most embarrassing moment for me was when the teach wanted me to undo his pants in front of the class and give him a lewinsky. apparently everyone in the class was bicurious and needed a demonstration on how to give good head and mr. Stanley wanted an inexperienced heteroloveual to be taught on the fly (no pun intended). it was pretty uncomfortable for me but I had to power through or I'd get detention

You made that up.

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someone walked in on me taking a stuff because all the locks in the stalls are broken from animal freshman

[Alkatjo]

I accidently grabbed a teachers ass whilst walking by to sharpen my pencil but I was hard from this girl across from me at the time, so she felt it.
I didn't say anything, she looked at me and I walked away.

[Frequency]

I accidently grabbed a teachers ass whilst walking by to sharpen my pencil but I was hard from this girl across from me at the time, so she felt it.
I didn't say anything, she looked at me and I walked away.

absolutely hot.

[SquartleTurtle]

when dad decided to give you cummie at school instead at home

[Nonnel]

You made that up.

REALLY?????

[Brickitect]

REALLY?????

It sounds fake to me.

[Mr Man]

My entire elementary and middle school years

[The Resonte!]

It sounds fake to me.

nonnel's response was sarcasm

[McJob]

It sounds fake to me.

Jesus Christ, Sherlock. I'll come to you any time I something put under the microscope, because you clearly are much better than me at detecting lies...

[Freek]

Peed all over the gym floor in kindergarten
Peed my pants in the computer lab in kindergarten
Peed my pants in the hallway in kindergarten
Took off my shirt in class in kindergarten
Glued my hands together countless times in kindergarten - 5th grade
Threw up into my hands in 1st grade
Lost my first tooth in class and bled all over my test in 2nd grade
Called a white kid a monday in 3rd grade
Peed my pants on a field trip in 3rd grade
Teacher had to hot glue my shoes after I ripped them apart in 3rd grade
Got caught feeling up a statue in 4th grade
Told a teacher to die in 4th grade
Cried on a field trip because DS ran out of battery in 4th grade
Made really cringy comics and embraced them in 5th grade
Science project due late, lied about it, then got caught in 5th grade
Peed my pants doing project in 5th grade
Told someone I was a brony, spread around school in 6th grade
Called myself fat, was known as fat in 6th grade
Made a really offensive joke, someone told the teacher about it in 6th grade
Drama teacher yelled at me for 10 minutes because I couldn't walk right in 7th grade
starfish told everyone my crush in 7th grade
Tried to make joke during presentation, nearly got suspended in 7th grade
Someone else told everyone my new crush in 8th grade
Got in a relationship for 2 days, broke up, cried in class in 8th grade
Danced like a handicap at formal in 8th grade
Ripped my tooth out during class in 9th grade


This is just scraping the surface of memories for me

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

oh you...

I also remember in 4th grade, I had a crush on this girl. Well, I sent her A LOT OF loving LOVE NOTES. Jesus I was 11. Why did I do that? I was also dumb enough to sign them.

That year, I added my teacher on facebook. A few years later, when she was my 8th grade Algebra teacher, she asked me why.

[hodot]

got a boner while presenting something i think

[Nonnel]

In 7th grade my English teacher made the class memorize a couple page monologue and I forgot what to say so I just stood staring at the class for a minute or so before my teacher threw me my next line

[Rabbot32]

I got hit by a car in the school parking lot.