Author Topic: Most embarrassing moment in school  (Read 4399 times)

Twas the time after christmas, when the roads were slick, wetter than forget, snakes are not sticks. I was staring at a duck, how funny, when out of nowhere, a van, as white as a bunny. On the side it read, Joes heating. HOLY forget IT'S COMING FOR MY HEAD. It wasn't much of a beating, I wasn't bleeding, but man did it hurt. Moral of the story: forget school, it's for lurts.

POETRY MOTHERforgetER.
loving JOE. But ouch. I was 10 once and was riding my scooter. I crossed the entrance road to my apartment parking lot and a car was literally INCHES from hitting me. I'm pretty sure the tire scraped the wheel of my scooter. The nig nog didn't even stop.

Well, there was that one kid who came to class with a machete and started chopping up his books.
Uwotm8

whenever people stay logged in on the engineering computer i like to leave a windows stickynote on their desktop telling them to log out next time.
well that's the sensible thing to do. what i do is if they're logged in to their google drive leave a document that says "open me" and add a message that politely says to log off next time. then i add some scary image just to mess with them

well that's the sensible thing to do. what i do is if they're logged in to their google drive leave a document that says "open me" and add a message that politely says to log off next time. then i add some scary image just to mess with them
At least your not that starfish who deletes files or renamed them to "coco pufs" or "poop". This literally happened. In high school.

oh christ

some furry girls last year wore green tails to school
I can beat this

A furry girl at my school wears a collar and howls at lunch

I can beat this

A furry girl at my school wears a collar and howls at lunch
mfw I've worn a collar before

Uwotm8
He came to school with this rusty-ass machete he said he had found in the woods (I smell murder weapon) and when the teacher told him he couldn't have it in class he started chopping up his science book.
It snapped and almost hit the teacher. No one was hurt, but still.

renamed them to "coco pufs"
i wouldnt even be mad if someone renamed all my files on my computer as coco puffs.

I left myself logged on our school chromebooks on accident one time and all my google drive stuff was deleted and who ever it was changed the background to a richard. I then got detention.

10th grade

In wildlife biology I sit next to a kid I called "rancid mc stuffpants" one day he farts and I sat next to him at the time I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom cause I felt like I was going to throw up, she tells me that the notes were too important to miss and seconds later I vomited and I was sent home for the remainder of the day

Another time I rember was in 7th grade me and my bros are out on recess time we see something white on the road/track at our school we realize what it is, one of my bros decides to pick it up, it was a used condom and one of the teachers watching over us comes over and picks it up with her bare hands and my bros just stare at her with the look of disgust

IPickedMyNoseInTheBathroomStallItWasSoEmbarassing...

When I do something that is embarrassing I usually forget it a few days later...

No use in keeping those memories...

one day me and two other girls accidentally left our green tails on, we didn't give a forget until some dude called us furries

oh christ

some furry girls last year wore green tails to school

same thing happened to me last year

except it was one guy with a fox tail and one girl with a rainbow tail

i got suspended for bringing smelly cheese to class (thats literally what the note said)

A guy came to school dressed as Mr. Krabs today.

I accidentally left my computer logged on in my computer science class, and the next day I found someone had changed my background to some MLP stuff...
A senior did that to someone last semester in my business class, only we couldn't change the backgrounds so he opened like 15 MLP tabs on Chrome and left them