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[McZealot]

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[Maxxi]

is the new jig in off topic to just make up weird stories about how people eat a placenta or something and get reactions from it
gg no re

[IkeTheGeneric]

You could have just explained you pissed in her can, the outcome couldn't have been worse than drinking a can of urine

I mean seriously

[childofdarkness016]

oh my god

what did it taste like

[McZealot]

oh my god

what did it taste like

... urine. And a bit of Dr. Pepper.

That was really the only solution you could come up with? Why, exactly, weren't you able to walk into the store and use their bathroom?

I would’ve dumped it in the grass, but if I opened my door the car alarm would go off.

[Katla]

That was really the only solution you could come up with? Why, exactly, weren't you able to walk into the store and use their bathroom?

[childofdarkness016]

... urine. And a bit of Dr. Pepper.

well i mean what does urine taste like

water?

[McZealot]

well i mean what does urine taste like

water?

It tastes like it smells. Very strong, almost lemony with a touch of vomit and acid mixed in, I'd say. TBH the Dr. Pepper probably made it taste better.

[Obliviongate20]

so did you finish the essay

[Alyx Vance]

That was really the only solution you could come up with? Why, exactly, weren't you able to walk into the store and use their bathroom?

Apparently the car alarm would have went off. Which is odd to set the alarm while inside..

[IkeTheGeneric]

I would’ve dumped it in the grass, but if I opened my door the car alarm would go off.

and you could've explained why you had to leave the car...?

everyone understands the basic principle of when you gotta go, you gotta go

[McZealot]

and you could've explained why you had to leave the car...?

everyone understands the basic principle of when you gotta go, you gotta go

"sorry granny I had to set off the car alarm and make everyone in the parking lot stare at me so that I could dump out a cup of Dr. Pepper that I pissed in"
I mean I never expected her to look back there, so it seemed a lot easier to just put it back there and get it later. :l

[childofdarkness016]

and you could've explained why you had to leave the car...?

everyone understands the basic principle of when you gotta go, you gotta go

not teachers

[Nonnel]

Pfff you should've had her drink it

[IkeTheGeneric]

not teachers

some teachers are loving evil, it's not that they dont understand

"sorry granny I had to set off the car alarm and make everyone in the parking lot stare at me so that I could dump out a cup of Dr. Pepper that I pissed in"

"sorry granny I had to use the bathroom so I left the car to use the bathroom"?