Author Topic: snip lol (Read 3298 times)

ForgetLavender · February 09, 2015, 03:32:38 AM

Quote from: Zack on February 09, 2015, 03:21:07 AM

If you really need to piss that bad, just make yourself have an erection.

I'm dead loving serious, it works.

this is literally proof to what i just said above your post

just turn that stuff off man no need to *gag* drink it

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MunkeyCheez · February 09, 2015, 08:09:22 AM

XR-7 · February 09, 2015, 08:19:14 AM

You do realize that just like The Story of Maxx and the Purse, nobody is ever going to let you live this down, right?

In all seriousness, you did say that the back windows didn't roll down. If the front windows were able to roll at all, surely you could have just climbed out the window and thrown the cup away.

ShadowsfeaR · February 09, 2015, 08:24:49 AM

Quote from: Katla on February 09, 2015, 12:13:13 AM

I don't think a car manufacturer would encourage parents to leave their kids locked in the car.The alarm would've gone off when the window was broken.

It's because if someone uses like a coat hangar to jimmy the lock from the outside. Like up and over the window.

There were so many other options other than having to drink the damn cup. OP is loving stupid for having such incredibly short foresight.

SgtDaemon · February 09, 2015, 08:34:52 AM

please don't let your genes pass on

shamester · February 09, 2015, 08:41:42 AM

Quote from: Obliviongate20 on February 08, 2015, 11:50:35 PM

so did you finish the essay

Epicduke · February 09, 2015, 08:43:16 AM

why didn't you roll down the windows
I would assume that your grandparents have a crank to roll them down

Steve5451² · February 09, 2015, 09:02:26 AM

dude gross you should've just fessed up.

XR-7 · February 09, 2015, 09:37:37 AM

He should tell his sister that he loves her so much that he drank his own pee just to protect her.

+5 rep points

Doughboy · February 09, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

why not just tell your sister

ShadowsfeaR · February 09, 2015, 12:35:21 PM

Quote from: Doughboy on February 09, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

why not just tell your sister

"I didn't want to just tell her that I peed in the cup because I had to go really badly, so instead I took the only possible route by drinking my own piss."

Clear Glass · February 09, 2015, 01:23:47 PM

op is a idiot. "hurder should I just tell them I pissed in the cup??? nah lets drink it".

ShadowsfeaR · February 09, 2015, 01:34:23 PM

Quote from: Clear Glass on February 09, 2015, 01:23:47 PM

op is a idiot. "hurder should I just tell them I pissed in the cup??? nah lets drink it".

OP confirmed secret urine special interest

Blockzillahead · February 09, 2015, 01:46:46 PM

why didnt you let her drink it?