Author Topic: War of the Stoopid Mercenaries.  (Read 2070 times)

This is something new i'm trying out. Its a simple concept.

You pick two classes from Team Fortress 2, then give me a Challange for them to partake in.

Then i will convert it to a short imagery adventure for the lols.

Example: Scout and Soldier - Who can eat more pancakes

Let the games begin.

Pyro and Demoman - who can last longer in a non-stop running contest.

Pyro and Demoman - who can last longer in a non-stop running contest.



Pyro: *roostery mumbling*



Demoman: Your going down!



Scout: Ready!



Scout: Set!



Scout: GOOOOOOO!!





Ded. Not Big Suprise.

Next Challange Please.

Sniper versus pyro: staring contest

Sniper versus pyro: staring contest
pyro could cheat!

if sniper tried to cheat he would be a lot more noticable.

Sniper versus pyro: staring contest



Sniper: Lets do this mate!
Pyro: *Challenged Mumble*



Sniper: Ready! On three!...One, Two, Three!




*Machete Throw Like a Boss*



Pyro: *Pained Scream*




Sniper: I WIN!!

Next Challange. Lol.

Spy vs spy disguise taunt contest, who gets spycrab first?

Spy vs spy disguise taunt contest, who gets spycrab first?



Spy 1: Ohoho.



Spy 2: Let us play!



Both Spies: On Three!...One Two Three!



Spy 2: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!



Spy 1: YES!! I am the winner!



Spy 1: Hand over your Unusual Hat.



Spy 2: NO!! GO TO HELL!!



*BLAM*
Spy 1: *painful Scream*



Ded. Not big suprise.



Spy 2: I make it look easy! OHOHOHO!

Next Challange.

You seem a bit obsessed with TF2.

Nonetheless, Medic vs soldier in a drag race.

Nonetheless, Medic vs soldier in a drag race.

Tip: by this he means a contest of who can be the prettiest woman.

Tip: by this he means a contest of who can be the prettiest woman.
I do not.

I mean an actual drag race on a racing track.

Demoman versus Heavy - drinking contest

You seem a bit obsessed with TF2.

Nonetheless, Medic vs soldier in a drag race.

I apologize for this, but i was unable to do your request. I cannot seem to get the ragdolls into the vehicles properly for any good shots. All i had available was the HL2 buggy, and any other card wouldn't seem to show up in my spawnlists.

You may request another challenge if you wish.

Demoman versus Heavy - drinking contest
Oh god yes, Scottish versus Russian fun!

Drinking challenge,
Drink 100 gallons of diesel without blowing up
Spy VS demoman