Author Topic: the useless facts  (Read 1551 times)


This forums is obsessed with hating on memes

I don't know what a meme is.

my rooster is 14 inches flaccid

Leatherback turtles have prehensile snakees. Their esophagi are also full of spikes, to keep jellyfish inside.

My cat, pudding, is really REALLY small.

I just want to eat someone but I cant but I could if I would but I dont have chance to do it because I should?

What am I saying


I knew what Ebola was before the whole fiasco dunkinn donuts guy that flew to 'merica with the Ebooboo

if you masturbate while you have the cold it makes you feel better for a period of time

don't ask how I know this

theres a murderous clown hiding somewhere in your house right now

If I don't start one stufffest everyday, I get irritable bowl syndrome.



How do you know this?
There was a scientific inquest with actual results, and Australian media commented on it for quite a while.

Supposedly, there's a link between the brain, the nasal system and the snake. I don't remember the exact science, but from what I recall, engaging in loveual acts triggers a number of chemicals to be created and released in the brain, and these chemicals prevent the sinuses from doing something or other.