note: this happened a few days ago, not that that matters
Sittin' in science class and I sniffle a little bit. Apparently that sniffle somehow caused me to start drippin' blood, which I first thought was just a runny nose, but I learned quick that it was something a little more serious, by the very small puddle that formed underneath my seat. So I had to spin around in a circle to see if there were tissues anywhere cuz I'm a dumb forgeter who can't remember what the layout of his classroom looks like despite learning from there for like 6 months. So I finally see a big, fat roll of paper towels that I somehow didn't notice, and I walk across the entire room to get to it. Once I stuff a strip of the forgeter in my nostril, a lot of blood's still coming out, so much in fact that it drenches the part of the paper towel I'm using into almost a black red. While I was switching sides on the paper towel, I accidentally smeared blood on my face (woohoo, yes very smart) in the process. So I finally think "forget it" and just ask to go to the restroom to use something better-toilet paper (i dont know why i think its better, it just is). Once in the bathroom, I was in there for like 10 minutes using up at least 6 strips of toilet paper until it finally stopped, then I had to clean out the sink because I accidentally dripped on it. Then everyone in the classroom talked about what happened until the day after.
tl;dr: i got major loving nosebleed