Author Topic: Some friend thinks he's going to shoot up my school tomorrow  (Read 8598 times)

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Here's my collection of this week's events:
Earlier this week, an announcement was made out of the blue saying that our school is safe. There were supposedly bomb threats, and bomb dogs were brought into the school the night before to search around. Nothing was found, but someone something was suspended. This thing is named Jordan.
Jordan isn't your average fat edgelord. He apparently used to be pretty chill, but then at some point last year he made a turn for the worse. He has black hair that's blonde at the tips, and he typically wears all black (i've seen him in slipknot shirts, to be a bit more specific). I've seen him wear a skull necklace on multiple occasions. For about two weeks straight, he had black eyeliner applied thick as forget around his eyes, also making sure it looked like it was running down. I think he may have worn black lipstick at one point. The worst part is that he tries to speak in a British accent. All the time. I'm not sure if he legitimately thinks he's British or if it's part of a big elaborate plan to forget with everyone, but it doesn't fool anyone.
He has been saying for months that he would shoot up or blow up the school eventually, but of course nothing has happened. I don't think he has the will to do anything except be mad at society for not understanding his pain. But right now his threats are being taken a bit more to heart. There's a lot of tension going around due to the bomb threat and, now, a shooting threat. Since he was suspended for the bomb threat, he has been saying that he'll shoot up the school the day he gets back. He gets back tomorrow.
There's a fair share of people whose parents are getting them out of school, but there are plenty of people who don't think anything will happen. I think he's bullstuffting. Like I said, I don't believe he could actually go through with it.

TL:DR There is an emo, british-wanna-be at his school who wants to blow it up.

Did I do it right?

Stay safe OP. He probably won't go through with it, but it's better to be safe than sorry.


we have a bunch of these people in my school

anyways op, id probably go to school myself, but be ready to run if he actually does it
« Last Edit: February 12, 2015, 08:58:42 PM by Rockinboy2000 »

I'm sure he won't go through with it, but stay safe.

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Probably won't happen, but don't go to school just in case because if he does shoot it up, you'll be safe

Probably won't happen, but don't go to school just in case because if he does shoot it up, you'll be safe
I know a thing or two about shootings, and the best advice I can give is this: Stay the forget out of that school. Call in sick. Make yourself vomit. Better safe than sorry.

He sounds like the type of guy who doesn't actually know how to shoot a gun.

squeal like a piglet on the chopping block

nah seems like your typical edgelord

He sounds like the type of guy who doesn't actually know how to shoot a gun.
Off topic: Is your avatar a humanized Derpy?
On topic: Gun fighting's a hard game to play. I've never shot a real gun (I'm a pusillanimous individual, I know) but I've been in numerous Nerf battles where short of using real firearms, we get pretty damn accurate to the real battlefields.
As in I was once in the woods with a revolver.
And got found by my officer.
And shot for desertion.
Yea.

Jordan...
                     ...his name is not important