Some friend thinks he's going to shoot up my school tomorrow

[Obliviongate20]

The closest range to me is past a military gate that you need an ID card for, lest you want to be told off by 20-year olds with unloaded M4 Carbines.

may i ask: why is a military gate not strange to you

also may i ask: are you sure they're unloaded

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

someone threw a stick of tnt into my highschool's stairwell 5 years ago

he's in jail for 20 years because he almost killed somone

[Frequency]

someone threw a stick of tnt into my highschool's stairwell 5 years ago

he's in jail for 20 years because he almost killed somone

Was his name important?

Or was what he was going to do important?

He must have hated this world.

[Rabbot32]

may i ask: why is a military gate not strange to you

also may i ask: are you sure they're unloaded

Because I live close enough to base to hear the machine-gunners fire when they do their field-firing.

And I know for a fact they're unloaded because the last time I passed through a gate, one of the 20-year old (who was an unshaven roostery cunt who needed a haircut) dropped his and the magazine fell out. There wasn't a bullet in the bloody thing.

[Maxwell.]

shoot him up instead

[TrollBoat]

he can't shoot it up if you hide the school under rock

[Naked Human]

he can't shoot it up if you hide the school under rock

The school thus be crushed.
We need another plan.

[Harm94]

You should tell someone op, the people who say stuff like this are going through some stuff and making threats like these are their only way to ask for help.

[Clix]

He won't do stuff.

[Rabbot32]

The school thus be crushed.
We need another plan.

WHY DONT WE TAKE THE SCHOOL
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

[hillkill]

get a free ride off of school.

[Midevil Warrior]

no seriously though don't go to school.

[Naked Human]

WHY DONT WE TAKE THE SCHOOL
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

Physically impossible, too big of a mass.

We need ANOTHER plan.

[Sheepocalypse]

The kid threatened the school with a bomb threat, and his punishment was a suspension?

[WaterOre]

Physically impossible, too big of a mass.

We need ANOTHER plan.

Put a big ground-colored tarp over it to fool the japanese bombers and spy planes