Author Topic: Zombie Fortress 2  (Read 5084 times)

(i know i keep making these projects, but im just looking for topics that can keep rolling to keep me busy. High school is a bitch)

30 HOURS BEFORE THE INFECTION
Location: Hydro Labrotories





???: Hmph...This job gets no better no matter how fast the day goes by...



Professor Engi: Listen, i know things haven't been so well for you, but just wait, it will get better.



???: Bah, lies. All lies, this job is horrid, and nobody treats me with respect!



Hydro Labs Security Chief: Hey! Stoopid! Get back to work!



???: Urgh! Especially this forgethole! He is the worst of them all!



Hydro Labs Security Chief: Oh really? and your mother was worse in bed. Ohohoho!



???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THATS IT!!



???: I'M GOING TO GET MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU!!



Hydro Labs Security Chief: Go Ahead! Run you Loser! HAAAAHAHAHAA!
Professor Engi: Ah, hell...

2 Hours Later



???: They are going to pay...all of them...*sinister laughter*



???: Lets Begin...



???: With this i will make the chief suffer...and everyone else with him...



???: Yes...its coming together nicely...



???: A little bit of this...and...Oh...*slowly increasing laughter*



???: YES!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS PERFECT!!



???: A Killer sandvich, with my own special virus...They are all going to pay...I will make the WORLD pay...



???: And now...we wait...Hehehehe...

*1 Hour Later*



Hydro Labs Security Chief: Lunch Time!



*Nom nom nom, om nom*



Hydro Labs Security Chief: AUGH! S-Sandvich! IS BAD!! OUGH!




*Zombified Moans followed by a Vicious Roar*



Player Character: Huh?



Guideline Engineer: Hey you...You got a name?



Player Character: Hmm...

(What is the characters name?)



A bunch of names I have:
Yashka Sheriff
Mr. Adventurer
PssyFker69
Morgan MLGMan
Senpai Kush
Hax0R
Jewbot
Eli Bradford
Ballas


Billy forgetballs



Billy forgetballs: I'm Billy forgetballs! NICE TO MEET YOU!



Guideline Engineer: The hell kind of person gets named that? oh whatever, it'll have to do.



Guideline Engineer: Take This, it will do you for now.
Billy forgetballs: oooooooh!



Guideline Engineer: Come on, lets go.
*you spot a zombie approaching fast. The engineer does not see him, what will you do?


Push the engi into the zombie to occupy him and run like hell

Push the engi into the zombie to occupy him and run like hell

give the zombie a name then kill him

keep engie alive so you can use his tech skills

Push the engi into the zombie to occupy him and run like hell
#occupyzombie2015

give the zombie a name then kill him

keep engie alive so you can use his tech skills



Billy forgetballs: Oh Look! Its Fedrick!
Guideline Engineer: Agh! Shoot it!



Fedrick: Rawr





Guideline Engineer: Nice Shot!
Billy forgetballs: Yes. Let us move.



Guideline Engineer: My god...their everywhere. Lets go help them!






Billy forgetballs: *gasp*

What do you do?

Tell the Engineer to keep shooting the zombies in the front while you watch his back and blast the airvent zombies.



Billy forgetballs: Come out Coward.





Guideline Engineer: Augh! There are too many of them!
Billy forgetballs: Oh no!



Guideline Engineer: This is it for us...



*suddenly a random teleporter appears*



Heavy: You two! MOVE!!





Merasmus: MAGIC!!



Guideline Engineer: What the?!



*What do you do?*