tell jokes you know

[hodot]

so a blind man walks down the street, he's feeling his way up with his walking stick. he walks by a fish market, sniffs, and says ”hello, ladies!”

did you hear about the constipated mathematician
he worked it out with a pencil

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[WaterOre]

The barkeep says time travel isn't allowed in his bar. A tachyon walks into a bar.
this is probably really bad and inaccurate but it's all I can think of right now

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

my life

[The Subject]

hodot

[Midevil Warrior]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[Georges]

"What city should the zombie apocalypse start in?"
"IDK. Which one?"
"Las Vegas. That way it doesn't spread, cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

[Legoboss]

OP

[Dragonslayer182]

Why did CIA make their own coffee

They hated the french press 

[SetGaming]

jokes you know

[Malleo100]

Did you hear about the jew with the boner who ran into a wall

he broke his nose

[foulprairiedog]

a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, when they spot a young boy
the priest says "let's screw that kid!" and the rabbi replies "out of what?"

[§am§on]

If you look at Gabriel from The Walking dead you would say:

HOLY CRAP!!!

[Refticus]

do you work for the mail company? because i saw you checking out my package.

[Outpacte]

hoedot

ftfy

[Ethan8014]

How do you fit 100 Pikachus onto a bus?

Answer: Poke 'em on.