So I'm having a feeling of difficulty breathing.

[King of the Bill]

Not entirely sure why. I tried something that I used to do when I was younger (plug nose, breathe in all the way, then "gulp" down additional air for no good reason) and despite "gulping" down additional air, no extra air was breathed out.
So um, do I have a ruptured windpipe or something?
What do I do?

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[Waru]

tell your parents

[The GI of MA]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001092.htm
do you have any of those other symptoms?

[HellHound]

Don't go to a doctor, he'll just give you some bullstuff medicine, instead drink some snake oil or smoke a joint, that should clear it up.

[King of the Bill]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001092.htm
do you have any of those other symptoms?

i can't tell.

tell your parents

not awake yet
also i'm in college right now.
home is like three hours away

Don't go to a doctor, he'll just give you some bullstuff medicine, instead drink some snake oil or smoke a joint, that should clear it up.

ok i get that going to the forums for medical advice is stupid but was this really necessary

[The GI of MA]

i can't tell.

if i were you, id just go to the doctors
better safe than sorry

[Pie Crust]

If you gulped it down as in, swallowed it, it should have ended in your stomach and either you burped it out or got gastrointestinal disorder.

[King of the Bill]

If you gulped it down as in, swallowed it, it should have ended in your stomach and either you burped it out or got gastrointestinal disorder.

no i mean like
not actually swallowed, just forced extra air down my windpipe.

[c]

web md says you have signs of monkey ballsack aids with a side of p-spot cancer

gl

[SeventhSandwich]

no i mean like
not actually swallowed, just forced extra air down my windpipe.

isn't that called breathing

[King of the Bill]

isn't that called breathing

/facepalm
yeah i admit i don't really know how to explain it better.

[Nal]

i have checked webmd and it says you have lung cancer.

[IkeTheGeneric]

you have swallowed bad mojo, I'm afraid the only thing you can do is sleep for the next week and let the stank leave your body.

This is, unless you have a license for medical marijuana

[Machaty]

I recently had the same thing. Turns out it was a virus in the lining of my lungs. Just take a few Advil for the iinnflammation and wait it out

[Harm94]

Goth77 always said to never go to the doctor. Inject four marijuanas and smoke the bark of a willow tree.