PUKE STORIES - the vom bomb

[Malleo100]

I go to Whataburger
Get a red Fanta
consume
Day later i wake up
Need to throw up
Use toilet
Throw up
moments late i have diarrhea
stuff everywhere

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[Alyx Vance]

When I get sick I can puke up to 9 times in one night. Often leaving me dehydrated

[Pie Crust]

>Night before first day of school last year.
>Had a peach which was pretty hard.
>Next day, eat breakfast, go to school.
>The split second I met all of my classmates, I puked yesterday's dinner, the peach and that day's breakfest.
>great first impression, 10/10.

[Couatl]

one time I had to puke and stuff at the exact same loving time
my solution was to puke through my thighs into the toilet as the stuff came out

[Bomberguy]

I had a really bad bloody nose long ago
I kept on sniffing the blood back and swallowing it (inb4mrman)
because of that I threw up blood on the couch
jesus stuff I wonder how much liters I lost that day

one time I had to puke and stuff at the exact same loving time
my solution was to puke through my thighs into the toilet as the stuff came out

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[Alyx Vance]

one time I had to puke and stuff at the exact same loving time
my solution was to puke through my thighs into the toilet as the stuff came out

This has happened so many times, its awful

[Pie Crust]

one time I had to puke and stuff at the exact same loving time
my solution was to puke through my thighs into the toilet as the stuff came out

It happened to me once. I puked in the bidet. Spent the whole afternoon cleaning my puke from the bidet.

[Mr Man]

Poop is better

[Halinic]

one time I was taking a dump but i had an upset stomach  so halfway into the dump i had to vomit so i had to make a choice do i let me crap hit the floor or my vomit but i was to busy panicking so it just vomited right there on the floor.

[-Setro-]

oh boy
Once I went shopping with my family with a terrible stomach virus. I was about 12 at the time, so don't blame me for being "mommy's saint". I don't know why I went shopping with the virus, however. I was really dumb.
So, first, my mom goes into some clothing store, and my stomach hurts like one motherforgeter, so I have to actually crouch to get rid of the pain. It was terrible. I rushed her to leave, and, she did, but then we went inside a local store called "Shoprite".
So, she's going around and buying stuff, and I keep feeling nauseous. So, I tell her, and she asks if I wanted to leave. I felt that I could pull it off without vomiting, so I said no. Well, about 6 minutes after that, I get the feeling that I'm going to puke. I tell my mom and she gets this candy box, empties it, and holds it under me. It caught most of the puke, but some still got on the floor.
Some woman was telling us to move, and my mom was like "he's puking u idiot"

[blockguy™]

one time i threw up stuff
like
real stuff that is supposed to go out of your starfish

[Judge]

in like kindergarten or something, i was home sick and was watching my dad play on the computer, the game he happened to be playing was one of doom games, and where i was sitting happened to be on the back of his desk chair. So when one of those creepy forgets ran around the corner, i threw up all over the back of my dad's head and fell backwards off the chair and hit my head on the floor

good day

[The GI of MA]

one time i threw up stuff
like
real stuff that is supposed to go out of your starfish

what the forget do you eat

[the hacker]

So I was at a Kahn's and just finished two whole plates of noodles, steak, and corn. While my mom was still finishing her food, she suggested I run around the building while I wait for her to finish, so I did. That was a really bad idea because when I came back in, I ran into the bathroom and threw up most of the noodles I just ate. Ever swallow a piece of string and then try to pull it out of your throat? It felt like that, only longer; and more than one string. It felt like a reverse-deepthroat.

[blockguy™]

what the forget do you eat

i haven't thrown up since then and i can't remember what I ate
i think it was some beef stew stuff